Poll: how many pant legs?
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View poll results: how many pant legs?
4 legs
5 13%
2 legs
33 87%
Voters: 38.
#1


well this is the latest blue and black/white and gold dress apparently
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#2
Option 2.
Option 1 isn't practical because they'd bunch up in the torso of the dog anytime it tries to run. How embarrassing would that be, right?
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#3
Could've sworn I saw this on a meme page.

None of my friends have mentioned it.

2 tho obvs
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#4
What kind of weirdo has pants with 4 legs?
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#5
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What kind of weirdo has pants with 4 legs?

in some people's minds, a dog
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#6
But if the dog stood up on it's hind legs, it's arse is hanging out, thus rendering option 1 pointless
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#9
I chose the first one and will explain why.

1- The dog needs to poop. Option 2 requires the dog to put his tail through a little hole, so if the dog suddenly felt the urge to pass stool he would have to first take his tail out of the little hole. I'm guessing he wouldn't even bother at some point. Do you want dogs to walk around with poopy pants like 2 year old infants? That's very degrading.

2- There are indeed some concerns on how the pants would stay on in the first picture. I have the answer. Suspenders.

3- Last but not least, people have to stop imposing their world-view on the rest of the animal kingdom. Not all animals have arms, and when you give a dog a pair of pants with only 2 leg holes that's pretty racist.
#10
2.
Firstly, option 1 is unpractical.
Secondly, pants/trousers/etc are usually worn up to the waist, not the shoulders.
Thirdly, pants/trousers/etc are usually defined as having two legs. Creating a variation with four legs would in my opinion warrant a different name as well.
Fourthly, those are people clothes and animals aren't people, silly!
Lastly, why the hell am I even discussing this?
#11
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I chose the first one and will explain why.

1- The dog needs to poop. Option 2 requires the dog to put his tail through a little hole, so if the dog suddenly felt the urge to pass stool he would have to first take his tail out of the little hole. I'm guessing he wouldn't even bother at some point. Do you want dogs to walk around with poopy pants like 2 year old infants? That's very degrading.
That was a terrible explanation. The tail hardly has anything to do with this. And you assume we couldn't hypothetically train it not to. AND dogs degrade themselves all the time. Nobody cares.

2- There are indeed some concerns on how the pants would stay on in the first picture. I have the answer. Suspenders.
There is no adding to the options. You pick one for what it is.

3- Last but not least, people have to stop imposing their world-view on the rest of the animal kingdom. Not all animals have arms, and when you give a dog a pair of pants with only 2 leg holes that's pretty racist.
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#13
THERE IS NO ADDING TO THE OPTIONS. YOU PICK ONE FOR WHAT IT IS.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
The Options Are There To Keep You Thinking Inside The Box, They Want You To Stay Asleep. We Can Improve!!

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#15
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
I'd say the first one, dogs aren't very tall and he would trip balls if he were as high up as in the second option.
#18
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You're too critical man.

That being said, regardless of how much people don't like/agree with them, I can respect you being soo vocal with your opinions. Same with Ace.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
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#21
The first option is impractical and the second option is pointless.

This sums up why dogs shouldn't wear clothes.
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#23
That's animal cruelty

That poor dog is just dying inside
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#24
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
This thread is wonderful. I voted 1, but I like minkies spenders idea.
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#26
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
It isn't specified whether the pants in question are human pants or designed specifically for dogs. I think both options are valid depending on what kind of pants we're talking about
#28
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Option 2. It's like you've never seen a cartoon before.


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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
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#33
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Option 2. It's like you've never seen a cartoon before.


Like this



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