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#1
(this sounds like the title of a buzzfeed quiz)


I read the newspaper and did some gardening. Later I will go to the RSPCA and go shopping and start researching things for next semester. Somewhat productive and boring lol.

I don't believe that what you do on the first day sets up the rest of the year but I wouldn't mind if the rest of my year was like this.
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#2
I'll be studying for my law of obligations exam. Obligations dont wait Also I think ill play some music, order food and watch the snowfall. First time in years Istanbul is covered in snow at new years eve! It looks magnificent and there is nothing I love more than snow
#3
Pretty ordinary

I'll go to work and come home
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#4
Like any other day tbh. Or the day after a birthday when all the hype is gone.
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#6
quotidian
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#7
Today is officially my sister's birthday, but my family and I are celebrating it tomorrow. There will be cake. Other than that, pretty much the same
#8
I'll be hanging like a fruit bat
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
in fact my gf's family have a big new years party actually so i might get a bit drunk later
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#12
It's going to be a boring normal day
But in the evening I will probably go to a family gathering at my grandparents house to eat junk food and drink beer and we'll have a bonfire if the weather stops being shit. This is a new year's day tradition.
I have nothing important to say
#13
Shitty like every other day.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
well, since everything will be closed as far as I know, probably stay home and work on some songs and post with you lovely individuals.
#16
I I've to work :-( but I'm off all weekend, so I'll get drunk on Friday night.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#17
Well, considering I'm off that night as opposed to the 90% certainty that I was going to work, I'd say pretty good.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
New year, new me!

Yeah fucking right lol....
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#19
It's been an average summer's day, so lying in bed too hot to do anything.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
'Twas the eve before New Years,
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
And guitarxo was pretending to be a mouse
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#21
Normal for me. Stay up late. Sleep until 10AM, go to the gym, go home and eat. Take a nap. Wake up, go to work for the rest of the day/night/into the next day.
Seattle Seahawks


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#22
I'm pretty sure I'm going to wake up disappointed that I didn't see the wench brigades during the Mummers for the 10 year in a row.

Then I am going to walk my dog.

Then I'm going to start drinking, like I should be right now.

Then I am going to either eat or play video games.

Then I am going to do whatever I didn't do in the last thing.

Then I will repeat steps 3-5 until I pass out.
#24
But also different from every other yes?
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#26
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But also different from every other yes?

It's kinda like food poisoning: doesn't matter what type of food you ate, the feeling remains fundamentally the same.

Just look forward to the lulls between the shits
#27
Just got home from work a little bit ago. I could be at a party at my friends place, but I'd rather sit here and drink kratom instead.
#28
i will probably be sad as well. or just generally discontent. No one will be home all day. I might not even leave the apartment
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#29
I got a stomach ache almost exactly as the new year hit and I'm currently in pain and it's basically the perfect summation of what 2016 will be for me
#31
ohhh man

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
I'll be at work. Horny as fuck because I stuck out tonight. Dammit.
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#33
I spent the day sea fishing on the beach in 30 degree heat. My knees got sunburnt, and now I'm scared to shower. I also spent the day not having sex, seeing as my girlfriend is on holiday in Sydney for 2 weeks.
RIP Tom Searle.
#34
Boring cos I gotta pack

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#35
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I spent the day sea fishing on the beach in 30 degree heat. My knees got sunburnt, and now I'm scared to shower. I also spent the day not having sex, seeing as my girlfriend is on holiday in Sydney for 2 weeks.

brb looking for train tickets to Sydney
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
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Boring cos I gotta pack


the only thing I pack are bowls

I'm also packing to move out tho

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#37
I'm packing clothes and shit to go back to my other house

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