#2
Ean, what if the toilet was alive and had a silly voice and told terrible/corny jokes?

That would be cool.
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#6
Quote by snipelfritz
Ean, what if the toilet was alive and had a silly voice and told terrible/corny jokes?

That would be cool.
Oh I'm betting it's FILLED with CORNy jokes aha.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
I'm doing it at home with absolutely no events or fanfare. My wife will kiss me and wish me happy birthday and new year, I'll open a gift from my parents, and then go to sleep
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#8
i'm drinking alone and playing video games.

and apparently posting on UG.
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#13
Quote by Eastwinn
update: feeling a little better


whats wrong with u
My God, it's full of stars!
#15
I've spent so many important events on a toilet. My first live performance. My grandmother's funeral. My brother's wedding. I'm on the toilet right now.
#16
Quote by Eastwinn
sitting by the toilet = making out with the toilet

Ftfy

Ean and toilet hottest couple of 2016
#18
20 push-ups this morning, that was half of my goal
tonight I'll be doin' pull-ups on the tolilet bowl
and somewhere eastwinn's throwin' up

;_;
#19
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
under

m.daydream ver. 2016 will be tp over


Under??? Those fucking savages!
#22
Quote by bradulator
Why did you puke?


Thought I posted last night asking this but I guess I didn't
My God, it's full of stars!