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#1
this is the kiss target 2016 thread

do you have a #kisstarget?


have you kissed in 2016?

i dont have a #kt

i have not kissed in 2016


have a great day
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#2
I have 3 KT's. Although one of them is probably impossible, one of them is a bit 'mmm maybe' and the other is lookin' gud, aw ye.
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#3
I accurately predicted that i would not kiss in 2015 and i dont really see 2016 being any different and there arent any good targets around here anyway and also its confirmed that kiss target still sounds super rapey
#5
my hubs and I were talking and we decided since we are moving in the summer, we should stop trying to be so polite&mature and find some folks who are tryna make out bc yolo

it's like senior yr, married edition (well we'll see, may just chicken out)
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minterman22
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& alaskan_ninja

#6
i have one kt that won't happen and that's ok
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#9
I have not kissed this year
I have at least one #kt
Possibly 2

I won't get my hopes up, although I do intend on making more effort towards that kind of stuff this year
I have nothing important to say
#10
i have kissed in 2k16




#11
have you given that guy a little smooch in 2k16
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#13
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woah

i kissed the bottle




#16
I had hope in 2015 and that hope has only diminished
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
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I had hope in 2015 and that hope has only diminished

Did somebody say "only diminished"?
#20
not really. waiting until winter's over so i can stop being miserable.
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#21
Yeah I have two. One's more of a fuck target though
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#23
no


actually wondering if I can train myself to not think about any of that nonsense for a long while, since it would make me more productive generally. Normally, if I don't have a "#kt" I just acquire more porno to compensate.


only thing I can think of is some sort of castration but I just want a temporary thing for like 6 months or so where I can go all "disregard females, acquire currency"
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#25
for it to work it would be ignoring even self pleasure stuff, cause it is very distracting

well for me it is anyway.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#26
ya the more I masturbate the more it milks my libido

better off going to sleep early and working out and eating pretzels or drawing or sumf
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e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#27
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1 kt, which is in the works

They grow up so fast
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#28
I mean like I spent 5 hrs with my hand on my dick the other day

I could've made a coffee table or something instead in that time.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#29
should've used your dick to make a coffee table
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#30
shit man, don't you get a little... tender?
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#31
time flies
but after that time it can only feel like an anticlimax


excuse the pun
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
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shit man, don't you get a little... tender?



yah that's why I remember it

next day i was like "why is my dick sore"

and my brain was like "you were dicking about for like 5hrs"


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nah, time flies
but after that time it can only feel like an anticlimax


excuse the pun


very true

i feel like there is a perfect time for me spent between 20 and 30 mins and anything outside of that just is not pointless.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#33
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this is the kiss target 2016 thread

do you have a #kisstarget?


have you kissed in 2016?

i dont have a #kt

i have not kissed in 2016


have a great day

can you really get any women when you talk like this...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
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I accurately predicted that i would not kiss in 2015 and i dont really see 2016 being any different and there arent any good targets around here anyway and also its confirmed that kiss target still sounds super rapey

I'm visiting Seattle in September

j/s
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#36
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can you really get any women when you talk like this...

I would imagine talking to someone like this in real life probably wouldn't work lol. Can't say I've tried it
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#37
did not kiss in twentyfifteen

have not kissed in twentysixteen

no #kt's as of yet but twentysixteen has only just begun
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#38
Kisstarget2016=Kait Parker from The Weather Channel

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#39
what's the deal with the weather channel and weather related programming?

i mean, sometimes you go to check the weather and it's some dumb show about idiots chasing tornadoes in a jeep.

how's my comedy routine?
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#40
Dude, they have all sorts of shows. A show about prospectors (they have a chick with nice tits), a show about guys who drive trucks (they have a dreamy blonde guy), and a science show with a qt.

And late at night they have a show about spoopy ghosts.

(my work involves monitoring extreme weather so I don't watch The Weather Channel all day obsessively by choice)
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