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The Film Thread

Where We Discuss Things Related to Cinema





Rules You Must Abide By

1. All discussion topics must be related to cinema in some way.

2. Always mark SPOILERS where appropriate.

3. General UG rules still apply.



Guidelines That Regs May Or May Not Respect

1. Superheroes, Tarantino's worth/lack thereof, Nolan, Brick, Drive/Only God Forgives, Donnie Darko, and general discussion of how tired you are of any given subject, have all been done to death. Please only bring them up if you have something particularly interesting to say. Except The Social Network. Do not bring that up.

2. Use the Fundamentals, Luke.

3. Respect everyone's opinion and always be prepared to back up your own (just saying "X movie/director is shit" is generally frowned upon.) Although who are we kidding.

4. All regulars must use condoms unless formally tendering resignations.

5. The discussion of mathematics is absolutely forbidden.



For ye shall go out with joy, and be led forth with film.



Previous/Corollary Threads:
The ONLY Film Thread
2 Film 2 Thread: The Fundamentals

Full Movies You Can Watch on Youtube

Greatest Films of All Time Countdown (2012)
Greatest Films of All Time Countdown (2013)
Greatest Films of All Time Countdown (2014)
Greatest Films of All Time Countdown (2015)

Spoiler Alert! (Episode 1: The Graduate)
Spoiler Alert! (Episode 2: Pulp Fiction)
Spoiler Alert! (Episode 3: Chinatown)


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Alt. Title: The Film Thr3ad: Movies Are All Shit Every Last One Of Them
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jan 27, 2016,
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neat guidelines


FIRST


edit: whatever picture you used isnt showing up for me
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#4
Yayyy 🎉🎉
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
Quote by slipknot5678
first page LOL

LOL

nice
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#8
since I started smoking weed I no longer enjoy 'serious' films/tv shows. I can tell how fake everything is. even the greatest actors in the world act nothing like real people and it's so painfully easy to see
#9
^took you this long to figure out serious films are shit?


Persona pic
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#10
Still think the banned topics needs updating . Nobody has talked about Brick nor Donnie Darko in, like... over a year.

I reiterate my nomination for The Flash/Arrow/Supergirl
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#11
^they all fit under 'superheroes' tho


Also ali good god change 'subjects' to 'subject' its annoying me so much


Or is the plural correct? It doesnt sound right tho
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Last edited by steve_muse at Jan 2, 2016,
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fuck you're right
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#13
Quote by ThrashUnleashed
Still think the banned topics needs updating . Nobody has talked about Brick nor Donnie Darko in, like... over a year.

I reiterate my nomination for The Flash/Arrow/Supergirl

Superheroes.


Although updated just for you, bud.

Quote by steve_muse
Also ali good god change 'subjects' to 'subject' its annoying me so much


Or is the plural correct? It doesnt sound right tho

The plural is correct but that sentence is clunky as all hell.


The Film Thread: Grammar
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jan 2, 2016,
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So hey that Social Network film was pretty great.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
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Quote by ali.guitarkid7

Although updated just for you, bud.


Lawyer up, asshole, I'm coming for everything.
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#19
Maybe just omit the 'the subjects of'?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#21
Let's be real though how many times have I mentioned The Social Network other than putting it high on my lists
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#23
I literally can't remembered one time I brought it up or even defended it
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
#24
That's because it's indefensible


Has anyone seen The Big Short, by the way? I enjoyed the hell out of it this morning.
#25
youre doing it right now


kid needs help
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#26
conspiracy
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
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Quote by ali.guitarkid7
That's because it's indefensible


Has anyone seen The Big Short, by the way? I enjoyed the hell out of it this morning.


no but i really want to


what are stocks

What are shares

How can i get rich using 3 simple steps
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#29
Quote by steve_muse
no but i really want to


what are stocks

What are shares

How can i get rich using 3 simple steps

Step 1: Click Banner Ad
Step 2: Provide Credit Card Details
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profits!
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Banned topic: the ending of Nightcrawler
Quote by GuitarGod_92
when I die of a brain aneurysm I want it on record that its the film threads fault

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Movies are all bad every last one of them

Quote by yope
Fungus has a right to exist. It's a valid life form.
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Banned user: seventh
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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Quote by homeless-john at #33757074
RoboCop is proper quality. Only God Forgives is actual wank.
This is the best post on this thread so far.
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Banned user: seventh
You wish


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Okay, I must ask, what's up with The Social Network really ? Like, I hardly saw it being talked about in here on the last couple of years.


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On other ( old ) news, I freaking love Frost/Nixon ( just finished watching it )
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Do talk about: video games, comics, books, emoticons

Don't even try: film theory, movies older than 2000s


Damn it seventh the social network is discussed every day and I won't stand for it
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jan 2, 2016,
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Quote by Eastwinn
hey


i'm looking for a sad movie to watch tonight. can be foreign. can be black and white.
please tell me what to watch
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Quote by Eastwinn
i'm looking for a sad movie to watch tonight. can be foreign. can be black and white.
please tell me what to watch

Watch The Love Guru

it ended Myers' career and that's pretty sad
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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Quote by Eastwinn
i'm looking for a sad movie to watch tonight. can be foreign. can be black and white.
please tell me what to watch

Forget both those requisites and watch Anomalisa. My favorite film of the year and I'm a sad individual
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Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Forget both those requisites and watch Anomalisa. My favorite film of the year and I'm a sad individual


bud i'm trying to watch one in the comfort of my own bed.
and i was saying that i'm ok with foreign films or black and white films.
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Quote by Eastwinn
i'm looking for a sad movie to watch tonight. can be foreign. can be black and white.
please tell me what to watch


You, the Living
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#40
Okay, how about Shoeshine? It's foreign, black/white, and pr sad.

^ I've promised myself to go through Andersson's filmography at some point. It's one of my 2016 resolutions.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jan 2, 2016,