#1
Let's hear 'em. I'll start.

Did you hear the Dallas Cowboys were getting a Palestinian defensive lineman? He really EXPLODES off the line of scrimmage!
#2
are we talking jokes with a bad punchline or jokes with a bad punchline?

for example, the first:

what do you call a vampire snowman
frostbite


-or-

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza
you know this joke do not lie you are terrible


oh wait the OP gave an example nvm
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#3
What do you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#5
Two condoms walk into a gay bar and one says to the other, "Let's get shitfaced!"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#6
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE at #33758571
Two condoms walk into a gay bar and one says to the other, "Let's get shitfaced!"

A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
My dad was on one of the hijacked planes that flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words...

"Allahu Akbar"
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
My dad was on one of the hijacked planes that flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words...

"Allahu Akbar"


No , no, no. It goes like this.

"I'll never forget the last words my dad said before he died on 911"

"What words"?

"Alluha Akbar".
#9
Quote by ErikLensherr
My dad was on one of the hijacked planes that flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11. He called me from the plane and I'll never forget his last words...

"Allahu Akbar"


lo siento


Allah means God in their language, #makesyouthink
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#11
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair

Cancer
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#15
A man walks into the pub with a bowl of ice cream on his head, the barman serves him his beer a little bemused and asks "sorry mate I have to ask, what's with the bowl of ice cream on your head?"

the man replies "oh this? I always wear this on wednesdays"

but the barman points out that its actually thursday, to which the man with the ice cream on his head goes "Oh shit, well don't I look like a right twat then!"


hahaha
#16
The Browns could have a winning season next year.
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