Poll: Should some names be illegal?
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yeh, kids are people not pets
14 64%
nah, kids are property and have no rights
8 36%
Voters: 22.
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#1
whatever you want?


I mean, we can all agree that names like Claireannette and Ja'Quaivious are awful, but should it be illegal? I think most people would say no.


However, what if I wanted to name my child JapDestroyer or Stickycunt, or Niggerblaster? Should I be allowed to do that? Who decides what's ok?


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#3
Quote by StewieSwan

Makes u fink

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#4
there are certain names that should be illegal, if only for the safety of the child. a kid who grows up with the name "niggerblaster" is not going to be safe
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#5
Quote by Baby Joel
there are certain names that should be illegal, if only for the safety of the child. a kid who grows up with the name "niggerblaster" is not going to be safe



neither is a kid named Melvin


kid won't go a full day with his lunch money intact
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#6
You should give your kids normal names, also they should live normally their normal lives
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#7
A single tear was shed the day that couple couldn't name their son a bunch of letters and numbers.

My tear.

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#8
Within reason. Like when that couple tried to name their kid Adolf Hitler or something and the judge threw it out, that was the right call.
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#9
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#10
oh hey another thread where everyone rags on black names sweet




#11
Quote by necrosis1193

this was the best out of all of them
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#12
my white son will be name m'alik
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#13
I have thought about this in the past but asides from a lottery at birth, I don't see how you can fix it.

IDK, if the kid can change their name if (insert something about reasonable age or w/e here) they REALLY hate it, or if it's negatively effecting their lives, then the problem isn't as significant.

meh
they're coming to take me away
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#14
Quote by MinterMan22
oh hey another thread where everyone rags on black names sweet



Claireannette is white af
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#15
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
Quote by Baby Joel at #33760351
this was the best out of all of them


You know he's the punter too
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#18
punter? i hardly know her!


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#19
A kid whose parents would name him Niggerblaster has bigger problems than his name tbh.
#20
Quote by Rossenrot
A kid whose parents would name him Niggerblaster has bigger problems than his name tbh.



well duh
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#22
Quote by StewieSwan
well duh


For example his parents are dick heads and he probably wont be raised right.
#23
I think famous people should be banned from naming their kids. People like Kanye West or Bob Geldof and whoever he made babies with are top examples of famous people being shit at giving kids proper names.

Normal people should just be monitored. Most people give their kids normal names, but you get the odd weirdo like those ones who called their kid "hashtag" and that kind of thing shouldn't be allowed
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#25
Perhaps the kid should decide the name theirself. They could be just know as 'the kid' until time is ripe.
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#26
Quote by Baby Joel
there are certain names that should be illegal, if only for the safety of the child. a kid who grows up with the name "niggerblaster" is not going to be safe


Same thing happens when you give him Crocs
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#27
Quote by WCPhils
just don't name them slurs or whatever



but what's a slur


fagott is bassoon in german


what if a german family wanted to name their kid fagott


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#28
m'alik bassoon niggerblaster
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next day i was like "why is my dick sore"

and my brain was like "you were dicking about for like 5hrs"

#29
Quote by StewieSwan
Claireannette is white af

probably cause you forgot to force in the random apostrophe like you did with jaquavious eh?




#30
Quote by WCPhils at #33760387
just don't name them slurs or whatever

My daughter's gonna be named Bossy.
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#31
Quote by MinterMan22
probably cause you forgot to force in the random apostrophe like you did with jaquavious eh?



no I mean Claireannette, the girl I know, is white af
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#32
I met a girl whose real name was Ricochet. Idk if they wanted people to make fun of her for the rest of her life. Also she was too old for her parents to be Mucha Lucha fans, and name her after a character in the show.
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#34
my sister is a nurse in a maternity ward. outrageous baby names is tradition at family gatherings. a couple of my favs include Placenta (yup someone really named their kid that said it sounded pretty), Yo Magesty was another fav. i'm on the fence on whether many parents should have been allowed to breed let alone name kids. my sister has on occasion tactfully pointed out that perhaps certain names should be reconsidered. foreign names can often be an issue as they don't work well here in the US like shittava for instance (perfectly fine name in original country but maybe not here).

oh and i grew up with a kid named Thing Brown
#35
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG at #33760467
I met a girl whose real name was Ricochet. Idk if they wanted people to make fun of her for the rest of her life. Also she was too old for her parents to be Mucha Lucha fans, and name her after a character in the show.

Not gonna lie that's kinduva cool name.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#36
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG at #33760467
I met a girl whose real name was Ricochet. Idk if they wanted people to make fun of her for the rest of her life. Also she was too old for her parents to be Mucha Lucha fans, and name her after a character in the show.


This just made me realize that we're probably not too far away from middle schoolers named Goku and Sephiroth.
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#37
Quote by necrosis1193
This just made me realize that we're probably not too far away from middle schoolers named Goku and Sephiroth.



cringing just imagining
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#38
Quote by necrosis1193
This just made me realize that we're probably not too far away from middle schoolers named Goku and Sephiroth.


Or even high school.
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#39
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My daughter's gonna be named Bossy.

i said no slurs
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