#2
WTF is cookie butter?

Is it like regular butter? Is it like that weird body butter shit that girls buy that tastes fucking awful on toast?
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#3
What is cookie butter?
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What? Why is that even necessary?
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What? Why is that even necessary?

Got to do something with the Great American HFCS Lake.
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#8
Are you meant to put it on a sandwich or eat it straight from the jar?
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Are you meant to put it on a sandwich or eat it straight from the jar?

Clearly spread. Have you never heard of similar concepts? Jam, peanut butter, marmalade, just good ol' butter, nutella, and so on.

I'm confused by your confusion.
#10
I eat peanut butter from the jar, not gonna lie.

But that spread on a sandwich? What do you call it? A diabetes on light rye?
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I eat peanut butter from the jar, not gonna lie.

But that spread on a sandwich? What do you call it? A diabetes on light rye?

It's called delicious. Get out of here with your judgemental healthy ideas.
#12
As a guy who regularly eats peanut butter from the jar, it is highly hypocritical for me to judge I just find the concept of cookie butter confusing.
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I eat peanut butter from the jar, not gonna lie.

But that spread on a sandwich? What do you call it? A diabetes on light rye?

At least it's not meth. Or cyanide. Those are unhealthier.
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At least it's not meth. Or cyanide. Those are unhealthier.

But maths is too boring to be bad for you.
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Oh, meth.

Misread that.
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Oh, meth.

Misread that.

That's what meth does to you.
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That's what meth does to you.

So, if we look at Gollum, does that mean the One Ring is basically meth?
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So, if we look at Gollum, does that mean the One Ring is basically meth?

If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

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Title card: Drug PSA

INT. Split-screen shot depicting:

-Slapsy sentence comprehension before meth.

-Slapsy sentence comprehension after meth.
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Title card: Drug PSA

INT. Split-screen shot depicting:

-Slapsy sentence comprehension before meth.

-Slapsy sentence comprehension after meth.

"In conclusion, kids, if you're already a fuckwit, you might as well do meth, because it can't make you worse!"
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#22
I doubt not God is good, well-meaning, kind,
And did he stoop to quibble could tell why,
The little meth'd Slapsy continues blind

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#23
Couldn't you spin it the other way though?

Because slapsy's comprehension would be un-altered after meth use, so you could say it isn't harmful at all??
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I don't even know what this is, but it reminds me of cookies and cream so my fat American brain wants it.
#27
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What is cookie butter?

amazing
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Is it like that weird body butter shit that girls buy that tastes fucking awful on toast?

close minus the bad parts
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Are you meant to put it on a sandwich or eat it straight from the jar?

I've been eating it straight from the jar. just like peanut butter.

anyways I've come to the conclusion that
nutella> all other spreads

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#28
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If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

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#29
For some reason read cookie butter as weed butter and am now disapoint.
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#31
Weird. I had some of this the other day. First time. It was on toast. I also used some sort of Oreo Cookie spread. So it was like two kinds of cookie butters I guess. Double cookie butter toast sandwich.
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I just had this and yeah it's much better than cookie butter

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