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#3
Fhritp
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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#5
Give her a flower

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Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
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#9
Tell her what she wants to hear but don't make it seem like you're only telling her what she wants to hear
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
Pin her down on the ground
Blow in her ear
Ask if she's ready
Body temperature gradually increasing
Kiss the neck
Moans spill
Work my way down
Open it up
Pull it out
Struggle
Slip it inside
Close it and push play
Start blasting my sick mixtape
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#12
Quote by mattedbird
give her a BMI chart

lol
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#14
Quote by killaudio666
That might actually work...

make sure its within 3 hours of her last shower though
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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#15
Give that little guy a smooch
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
Quote by Strato-Massacre
make sure its within 3 hours of her last shower though

As long as it doesn't smell like tuna...
#17
Quote by killaudio666
As long as it doesn't smell like tuna...

irrelevant. fresh fish doesn't smell, regardless
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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#18
make her feel special by letting her have the privilege of swallowing.
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youre just being a jerk man.



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#19
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make her feel special by letting her have the privilege of swallowing.

You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

*tips fedora*
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#20
Quote by Strato-Massacre
irrelevant. fresh fish doesn't smell, regardless



Fish gets that distinctive smell from the trimethylamine, a breakdown product of some amino acids.

I can confirm that fish left at ambient temperature for 2 days(even in the Millport Marine Research station) get really fucking honking, and should not be dissected by hungover students.

EDIT: Also, to make a girl feel beautiful, print out a photo quality picture of her, and video yourself cumming on the picture. Send her the video.
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#21
Walk up to her and tell her she has nice skin and that you want to wear her skin
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
Tell her that she is more beautiful than an angel, but don't tell her that because angels aren't real, technically everyone is more beautiful than them
I have nothing important to say
#25
Quote by wafflesyrup
Touch the butt. Definitely touch the butt.


No you grab her tits and then she knows she's specials cause she's got tits, it's definitely tits.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


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If you think Gollum was sober with his whole "Gollum/Smeagol" thing and thinking he was invisible with the ring, then you need to remove the cotton wool from your eyes.

Wake up sheeple.

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#27
Ask her to trample your eyeballs in high heels ;|

Or hit her up with those blake lines.
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#28
Say this to her:
"I'd crawl naked over broken glass through Mordor just to sniff the the bus seat you once farted on".

That will make her feel all kinds of beautiful and special.
#31
Quote by killaudio666
How do you make a girl feel beautiful(special)???...

tell 'em.
#33
touch her butt and feed her pizza
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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#34
Quote by trashedlostfdup
make her feel special by letting her have the privilege of swallowing.

#35
Quote by Strato-Massacre
touch her butt and feed her pizza

So that's where I've been going wrong.

I've been touching their pizza and feeding their butts.
#36
Quote by Rebel Scum
This thread could've been so good had men not ruined it lol.

I actually meant it as a serious question. Lol I really need some advice on this subject...So what's your suggestion?
#37
Quote by killaudio666
I actually meant it as a serious question. Lol I really need some advice on this subject...So what's your suggestion?

It depends on the girl, and it depends on you.

Some won't feel special unless you buy them a sparkly purple Range Rover. Some will feel special if you make them a cheese toastie.

We need more information. Is she hot?
#38
depends on how long you've known the girl. if it's early on, the simple compliments work wonders. I always found licking salt off them when shooting tequila works pretty good too.
#39
in the immortal words of joel rubin

go down on her
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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