#1
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
10 trucks that look like their owners. Number 4 is hilarious!
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#3
Dude probably just lost a lot of weight and can't afford new clothes
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#4
I think that is called being a fatass with a lot of money.

(Kevin Smith seems cool although kind of a loudmouth at times)
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#5
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#7
How can he wear a shirt for the Oilers AND the Devils?

I guess there's enough of him to be a fan of both.
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#10
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Dude probably just lost a lot of weight and can't afford new clothes


lol kevin smith has so much clerks money he can afford every clothe in the world
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#14
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I didn't think you could beat cargo pants


Cargo pants and fashionable are oxymorons.
#15
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Cargo pants and fashionable are oxymorons.


yea but dat utility tho
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#17
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Cargo pants and fashionable are oxymorons.

post of the year




#18
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Cargo pants and fashionable are oxymorons.


You're a foxymoron. Cargo pants are raaad.
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#19
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Cargo pants and fashionable are oxymorons.

easily your best post ever
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
that pic has to be at least 5 years old. pretty sure he only wears that hockey jersey now.
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#21
Yeah he's lost weight nowadays and his daughter grew up foiiine.

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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
he named her Harley Quinn.

about to go hang around Red Bank.
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#23
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How can he wear a shirt for the Oilers AND the Devils?

I guess there's enough of him to be a fan of both.


classless
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I guess there's enough of him to be a fan of both.

nice




#24
his daughter woodplow/10
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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#25
jesus christ, erik, she's 16.

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
jesus christ, erik, she's 16.

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

she aint gonna look any worse when shes 18 son
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#29
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woodplow?


Look up the definition of the word 'homonym', then say 'woodplow' out loud a few times to help you re-think the meaning.

Also, I used to wear jorts like that in middle school. JNCO Jean shorts. Wanna know the best part about JNCO jorts? If you Google Image Search that term, this picture of Kevin Smith comes up 3rd:



Unofficial spokesperson confirmed.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#30
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woodplow?

He'd give her the old Jay and Silent Knob, eh eh...
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#31
all these minors

lookin like they aint minors

hmd
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#32
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33770610
jesus christ, erik, she's 16.

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Eh w/e it's legal in Spain.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33770610
jesus christ, erik, she's 16.

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

wow now that's a trap