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Yes it would be good
17 46%
No it would be awful
20 54%
Voters: 37.
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#1
I'm saying no, a certain moderator is saying yes. His thoughts:

"No it wouldn't I bet she has v soft skin ok
she ent done a days work with them and is always wearing gloves
I bet she has top notch handjob hands"


My thoughts:

"No that would be dreadful
I bet it's all leathery and ice cold
Because she is a lizard people innir
It wouldn't be great being wanked off by the queen ok"
#2
once kate becomes queen sure
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I'm gonna say yes because even if it's bad it will be a great story to tell at dinner parties.


see this is the point i wanted to make

it's not about the quality what matters is that it happened

getting a handjob from the queen means you basically 1 upped the whole UK
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#9
I'd say yes, because she has to be good.

What kind of ruler of Britannia would she be if she wasn't the best at giving a handy
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#11
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see this is the point i wanted to make

it's not about the quality what matters is that it happened

getting a handjob from the queen means you basically 1 upped the whole UK

Yeah, in this regard absolutely.

I bet she's terrible at it though. All prissy and unenthusiastic.
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#12
Obviously. I don't care what your taste or orientation is, getting a head monarch to touch your genitals sounds as revolutionary and vaguely violent as consensual hand and mouth stuff can get.

You'd be breaking every moral code these people live by and making their leader implicit in the taboo. You think a monarchy could survive a royal handy? Think again.
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#13
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I'm gonna say yes because even if it's bad it will be a great story to tell at dinner parties.

yea
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#17
She's had about 80 years of practice on Philip's knob, and he's still sticking around, can't be that bad.
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I can't imagine they do genital stuff much tbh


Or ever did


Could be wrong but idk

id rather not imagine at all
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#20
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even a bad handy is pretty good

if you think this then you've prolly never had a bad handy :'(




#21
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if you think this then you've prolly never had a bad handy :'(

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#22
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if you think this then you've prolly never had a bad handy :'(

I've only ever had bad handy's :c
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#23
The queen is old, therefore she smells like cabbage boiled in pee.

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I can't imagine they do genital stuff much tbh


Or ever did


Could be wrong but idk

Just remember Phil is, when you come right down to it, a Greek sailor.

Basically the queen couldn't use anything smaller than a traffic cone as a butt plug for the last 50 years.
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#24
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The queen is old, therefore she smells like cabbage boiled in pee.


Just remember Phil is, when you come right down to it, a Greek sailor.

Basically the queen couldn't use anything smaller than a traffic cone as a butt plug for the last 50 years.

Thanks Slapsy, I enjoyed my dinner that much I was relishing seeing it for a second time
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#27
Your head will hang from the tower bridge for this.
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#28
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Nowhere, it's just you and ol' Liz


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#29
I'd get off more on the British public's reaction than the handjob itself so yes.
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#33
A handjob from the Queen, I'd have to be a fool to pass up that one.
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#34
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A handjob from the Queen, I'd have to be a fool to pass up that one.



yeah this. you don't deny the queen, no matter how loose and dry her skin is.
#35
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Im sure it would be quite lovely, I could do a lot worse
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#36
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yeah this. you don't deny the queen, no matter how loose and dry her skin is.

Plus, it'll be kinda hot too.
#37
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"No it wouldn't I bet she has v soft skin ok
she ent done a days work with them and is always wearing gloves
I bet she has top notch handjob hands"




Who talks like this?
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