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#1
It must ooze sexual prowess. I want them to be able to smell my funk through the username alone.

Go!
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#2
Quote by DeathByDestroyr at #33772346
It must ooze sexual prowess. I want them to be able to smell my funk through the username alone.

Go!


you should probably take a shower or something
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
CumdogDrillionaire or chrismendiola
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#9
Quote by ErikLensherr
chrismendiola

Nice
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
BTW chrismendiola is the username I signed up with on that autistic dating site Blode posted, I assume that's cool.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33772389
BTW chrismendiola is the username I signed up with on that autistic dating site Blode posted, I assume that's cool.

No, that's definitely not cool. What username am I supposed to use?
Free Ali
#13
Joshua Garcia, unless he's already a member.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#14
littlekidlover

or deathbysexy

patrick_bateman
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#17
Quote by ehbacon
when you take a joke from the office and think noone will notice


when i take a joke from the office and hope someone will notice
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#19
Oscar the Grouch
Shrek
Pig-Pen
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#20
Yeah reference some stupid show or song lyric chicks will recognize.

You'd be surprised the number of women who put "netflix" as an interest/hobby on dating profiles.

You'd be not surprised how many totally uninteresting, basic bitches there are out there.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
Igodownforhours23
Mydickisabeacon93
anus=#rekt
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
me+yourmom=69
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#26
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Mynameisyopeyoustupidfuckingbastard


Made me kinda miss Yope

Anyway you should be cowtipper. It's my workplace's code for eating ass.
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#27
IanWatkinsthesecond
RolfHarrisJr
buttstuff69
ChodeMasterFlash
anustart
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
Roll Fizzlebeef

Blast Hardcheese

Flint Ironstag

Hack Blowfist

Quote by Hal-Sephira

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#32
Cuntpuncher69
doesthisragmsellofcholoroform
CandyVan101
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#34
Ihadanorchiectomy22
RoboPenis40
IuseaStuntCock55
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#36
From another thread:
i_lovethrusting

iWillWatchYouPee

ImmuneToRestrainingOrders
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#38
BJglasscock

Boxcutter9000

69Chevy
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
GrassOnTheWicketLetsPlayCricket
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
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