#1


And slaps her ass.

What do you do?

*also he has no legs. (I just googled "no arms", but apparently, that's not a thing)
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#4
I'd ask him how did he walk here without legs
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#6
How did he even get his hat on???

I'd congratulate him.
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I'd ask him how did he walk here without legs

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I gotta hand it to him, that's impressive.


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#11
couldnt even be mad, the amount of effort it takes to slap somebodys ass with no arms or legs

thats just impressive
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#13
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An amputee challenges you to an official MMA fight, but he's allowed to bite.

You get 1000$ if you win.

Would you?


(Also: wtf OP)

#15
Quote by Minicaxotinho
An amputee challenges you to an official MMA fight, but he's allowed to bite.

You get 1000$ if you win.

Would you?


(Also: wtf OP)


I'd feel bad, but yeah, I'd take the money
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#16
I wouldn't fight that guy for a weeks rent.
Why does the MMA have to be low budget even in the fantasy
#18
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I wouldn't fight that guy for a weeks rent.
Why does the MMA have to be low budget even in the fantasy

Dat moment when 1000$ is almost 2 minimum wages in your country.

#20
Slapping the ass of a girl who doesn't exist would be an impressive feat. I'd offer him my congratulations for achieving the impossible.
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#21
Pick him up and put him in a bin

Having no arms or legs is not an excuse for sexual harassment
#22
Beat him up.
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#25
Good God you guys are thick. He doesn't have arms and legs. What OTHER appendage does a guy have?

I'd ask him to slap her again just to make sure I saw what I saw.
#27
He looks like Scott Weiland.


Only, you know... without arms.
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#28
I'd poke him in the malformed arm socket titty.
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I'd poke him in the malformed arm socket titty.


Was wondering what that body part was.

Are you an anatomist?