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#1
This years flu is bad, i mean bad! Don't risk being out of commission for 3 weeks with severe headaches and nausea, or worse Death. Get it as soon as possible, and try to encourage your friends and loved ones to do the same.
#3
Quote by TwoPlusTwo
being out of commission for 3 weeks
Dear God yes please sign me up.

I work 6 days a week and only got like 4 days off for Christmas so you'll excuse me if 3 weeks sounds like paradise.

I often wish the raccoons would maul me when I'm outside so I'll have a good excuse to not go to work.
#4
Flu jabs cause autism

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#6
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Flu jabs cause autism



Pretty much everybody here claims to have it already anyway, so what's the problem?
#8
Quote by RAB11
Pretty much everybody here claims to have it already anyway, so what's the problem?

Autism is stackable, so you might end with 2 autisms!
#9
I've never had the flu, and my immune system is terrible. I'll take my chances.

I need my affluenza vaccine, though.
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#10
I don't mean to diminish your message but flu is always bad.

People think flu is nothing because they call colds 'flu'. Real flu is always nasty and always carries a risk of death.
#12
Quote by institutions
I don't leave my house, so no.
The last time I left my house was... December 27th.
I went to pick up a pizza.

nice

livin the good life
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#13
You just want me to be injected with chemicals that make me want to buy things.
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#14
Nah

The good thing about being a germaphobe is you never get proper sick you just feel like shit all the time from all the lysol you inhale I'm gonna have so much cancer
#15
The time for the flu jab has come and gone. It's normally October when I get the letter telling me I can get one but then I never do because I'm hardcore.
I have nothing important to say
#16
I missed the deadline for my free vaccination and I am more concerned about my teeth so I would rather go to the dentist than pay for a vaccination right now.

More importantly, you should wash your hands thoroughly and regularly and avoid people who are sick and practice good hygiene in general. In particular, avoid schoolchildren.
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#17
I literally can't get a flu shot. I'm allergic to it. If I try to have one, I'll vomit multiple times and my throat will constrict to the point where It gets difficult to breathe.

So no thanks.
"I feel like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond."

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#18
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Flu jabs cause autism

I havent had them, and don't have it. Can confirm.
#19
I got mine and now my cat is autistic.


Thanks Obamacare
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#21
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I got mine and now my cat is autistic.


Thanks Obamacare


thanks obamacare :|

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#22
Quote by TwoPlusTwo
This years flu is bad, i mean bad! Don't risk being out of commission for 3 weeks with severe headaches and nausea, or worse Death. Get it as soon as possible, and try to encourage your friends and loved ones to do the same.


Can confirm. I was out for about a week with the flu, contracted the worst sinus infection of my life a few days after feeling "normal" again. Basically, I've felt like death for the entirety of 2016
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#23
no
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#25
Quote by TwoPlusTwo
This years flu is bad, i mean bad! Don't risk being out of commission for 3 weeks with severe headaches and nausea, or worse Death. Get it as soon as possible, and try to encourage your friends and loved ones to do the same.


I could use the time off.
#26
I had to get it for school/work but I hadn't gotten it in probably the previous decade


oh I got that swine flu one year ago because my mom was #panicked
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#27
fuck the flu shot
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#28
Flu shots do little to prevent catching the flu, ask anyone who gets the flu.

The flu only kills the very feeble, those close to death to begin with.

People in old folk homes drop like flies at flu season, and they all get the vaccine
Last edited by stratkat at Jan 16, 2016,
#29
Quote by stratkat
Flu shots do little to prevent catching the flu, ask anyone who gets the flu.

The flu only kills the very feeble, those close to death to begin with.

People in old folk homes drop like flies at flu season, and they all get the vaccine

Ask an epidemiologist why, and you might just learn an awful lot.
#30
Quote by stratkat at #33779870
Flu shots do little to prevent catching the flu, ask anyone who gets the flu.

That's sound logic.
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#31
Quote by stratkat
Flu shots do little to prevent catching the flu, ask anyone who gets the flu.

The flu only kills the very feeble, those close to death to begin with.

People in old folk homes drop like flies at flu season, and they all get the vaccine

Isn't the reason to get a flu shot so you don't infect other people like the sick and weak?
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#32
Quote by Neo Evil11
Isn't the reason to get a flu shot so you don't infect other people like the sick and weak?

Well, priority for flu shots tends to be vulnerable groups(elderly, those with compromised immune systems, chronic diseases) and healthcare workers(including carers for vulnerable people).

Fun fact: flu itself rarely kills anyone. It does leave you wide open to shit like pneumonia, which is what really gets the coffin-dodgers in the ground.
#33
Quote by stratkat at #33779870
Flu shots do little to prevent catching the flu, ask anyone who gets the flu.

no
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#34
They blew it again this year....the version of the flu that this year's vaccine is intended to prevent,
is NOT the version of the flu that presented itself this year. Same as they were wrong last year.

What is the damn point?
#35
Quote by tooold1954
They blew it again this year....the version of the flu that this year's vaccine is intended to prevent,
is NOT the version of the flu that presented itself this year. Same as they were wrong last year.

What is the damn point?

Look, if you can predict the future, maybe you should be working for the WHO or CDC or something.

Flu season is hardly started, and you know fuck all.
#37
All I know is that since January 1st, here's what my life has been like:
1. Healthy
2. Healthy
3. Sick in bed
4. Sick in bed
5. Sick but able to work
6. Sick in bed
7. Sick in bed
8. Sick but able to function
9. Sick in bed
10. Sick, but able to function
11. Healthy
12. Healthy
13. Sick, but able to function
14. Sick in bed
15. Sick in bed
16. So far, sick but functionable.


I've already had to use half of my year's paid time off from work because my fucking employer doesn't offer sick days. Literally sick of this shit.
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#38
Quote by SGstriker
All I know is that since January 1st, here's what my life has been like:
1. Healthy
2. Healthy
3. Sick in bed
4. Sick in bed
5. Sick but able to work
6. Sick in bed
7. Sick in bed
8. Sick but able to function
9. Sick in bed
10. Sick, but able to function
11. Healthy
12. Healthy
13. Sick, but able to function
14. Sick in bed
15. Sick in bed
16. So far, sick but functionable.


I've already had to use half of my year's paid time off from work because my fucking employer doesn't offer sick days. Literally sick of this shit.

Maybe if you weren't sick of this shit you wouldn't be sick? i dunno
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33780199
Look, if you can predict the future, maybe you should be working for the WHO or CDC or something.

Flu season is hardly started, and you know fuck all.

no, pretty sure he has it all figured out
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
Quote by SGstriker
All I know is that since January 1st, here's what my life has been like:
1. Healthy
2. Healthy
3. Sick in bed
4. Sick in bed
5. Sick but able to work
6. Sick in bed
7. Sick in bed
8. Sick but able to function
9. Sick in bed
10. Sick, but able to function
11. Healthy
12. Healthy
13. Sick, but able to function
14. Sick in bed
15. Sick in bed
16. So far, sick but functionable.


I've already had to use half of my year's paid time off from work because my fucking employer doesn't offer sick days. Literally sick of this shit.

The first week of the year for me was:

1st. Still in hospital
2nd through 4th. Still in hospital
5th. Discharged from hospital.
6th. Fucking knackered
7th. Fucking knackered.

Finished the antibiotics on Wednesday this week.
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