#1
So if we're just going to make shitty remakes for which no one asked, why not be practical about it?

Instead of wasting money on one remake per movie, why not make double-remakes? Combine two things people remember, but have no interest in seeing remade...

I propose to you, The Jetfersons. It's The Jetsons. It's the Jeffersons. They're movin' on up...way up!
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#4
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desperate housewives and the cosby show.....the desperate cosby

That sounds like a recipe for a cocktail that's made out of abstinthe and rohypnol.....
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#6
I Love Lucy and Leave It to Beaver

I Love Beaver
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#11
soggy bottom alone is a good name

Children of the Corn and What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Children of Gilbert Grape

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#12
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soggy bottom alone is a good name

Children of the Corn and What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Children of Gilbert Grape

Or "What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Children"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
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Peep Show and Star Trek

To make Peep Trek

Jeremy and Mark's awkward adventures aboard the starship Enterprise

I would watch that fervently
#15
I hope they'd be like...unnamed characters just going about their life and then like they'd run into the proper characters a few times.

One episode Mark and Jez would just be fixing something in engineering and Picard would come in and talk to Geordie and they'd ask Mark what he thought and Mark would be like

"Captain Picard...you're asking me what I think..."

and then Jez would butt in and say something stupid because he is Jez
#16
Breaking Bad and M*A*S*H

The tale of Radar's attempts to stop his mum's farm in Iowa being repossessed by cooking meth during the Korean war.
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#17
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Peep Show and Star Trek

To make Peep Trek

Jeremy and Mark's awkward adventures aboard the starship Enterprise

Mitchell and Webb did a sci fi sketch on their live tour. It is somewhere on youtube.
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#19
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Mitchell and Webb did a sci fi sketch on their live tour. It is somewhere on youtube.

Was it anything like the 'by Vectron!" sketch in the Mitchell & Webb Look?
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#20
Man vs Wild/That cooking show with the angry guy.

I don't know why, but I feel like it would be a hit.
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#21
Studios are slowly but surely coming to the realization that it isn't what's remade that matters, it's how.

Plus copyright is a bitch. A necessary protection, but sometimes just a flat-out bastard.
#23
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Was it anything like the 'by Vectron!" sketch in the Mitchell & Webb Look?

Nah it was like a silly star trek sketch. Based on their regular sketches with those show writers that don't research what they are doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxpNec3UAg
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#24
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Man vs Wild/That cooking show with the angry guy.

I don't know why, but I feel like it would be a hit.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc

When you mentioned some angry guy I thought of this guy, Would be more entertaining seeing this guy getting pissed out in the wild trying to play country.
SANDBLAST YOURSELF.


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#25


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