Frostbite and a sprained ankle.
That's what I get for going out.
Should be locked up,
straitjacket or a padded room
either one would do the job.

I was working Christmas Day,
and everyone celebrated any way.
Had to drive across the border
just to buy a case of beer,
so I could have some company
while staring at a fire on TV.

Rung in the new year
with a dry mouth and a rattled up head.
No point in resolutions,
when I can't even get out of bed.

Man, am I tired.
This is a great skeleton, lots of meat on it. Just needs some skin to be more presentable.