#1
Online petitions are lazy and entitled and a waste of everyone's time.

Stop petitions.

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#2
You're a petition

not rly luv u
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#4
Online activism changes the world bruh. Be the hero of your own story.
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#6
Quote by JustRooster
#Kony2012

That was like 4 years ago. I imagine Kony has conquered all of Africa by now.
#7
Quote by WaterGod
That was like 4 years ago. I imagine Kony has conquered all of Africa by now.

Probably.
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#8
I enjoyed seeing MPs use words like "wazzock" in the Donald Trump debate (following those petitions.)

Plus e-petitons are better than paper petitions. I once had to redact every single name and address from a paper petition with over 800 signatures. Worst week ever.
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#10
Petition to stop Lyle making any more threads.

I dont like his threads which means they're an insult to the GREAT threads of back when and he shouldn't be allowed to make any.
#11
signed for my first and last time
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#12
Retweet for awareness.
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#15
Can I start petition to get people internalise feelings of not liking thing?
#16
complaining on twitter about your feelings being hurt should be punishable by death

hmu
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#17
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complaining on twitter about your feelings being hurt should be punishable by death

hmu

I think the appropriate punishment is that all of their electronic devices should have the charger ports superglued shut or something.
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#18
Quote by WCPhils
complaining on twitter about your feelings being hurt should be punishable by death

hmu


Start a petition m8, I'll sign it
#19
how do you sign online? do you like, click some shit? type it out?
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#20
Quote by vintage x metal
how do you sign online? do you like, click some shit? type it out?

Whenever they asked for my signature on the Common App I just typed my full name. I'm guessing petitions do the same.


Anyway aren't petitions actually impactful in the west? Like gov't sites have their own petition programs and parliaments discuss those who reach a high enough amount of signatures.
#21
Quote by WaterGod
That was like 4 years ago. I imagine Kony has conquered all of Africa by now.



The funny part was that Kony hadn't been active for a half-decade when all that was going around.
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#22
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Whenever they asked for my signature on the Common App I just typed my full name. I'm guessing petitions do the same.


Anyway aren't petitions actually impactful in the west? Like gov't sites have their own petition programs and parliaments discuss those who reach a high enough amount of signatures.


The official ones just strike me as moany and a waste of time. Look how stupid and contradictory the top petitions on the UK government website are:



And then the petitions like ban Kanye from Gasltonbury or crap like that is even worse

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#24
Quote by EndTheRapture51
The official ones just strike me as moany and a waste of time. Look how stupid and contradictory the top petitions on the UK government website are:

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And then the petitions like ban Kanye from Gasltonbury or crap like that is even worse


fucking hell
#26
Quote by EndTheRapture51
The official ones just strike me as moany and a waste of time. Look how stupid and contradictory the top petitions on the UK government website are:

http://i.imgur.com/0MmuVbX.png

And then the petitions like ban Kanye from Gasltonbury or crap like that is even worse