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#1
okay so I've been talking to a girl I hadn't seen in ages and last night she asks me whether I ever liked her or not, and I answered truthfully, yes.
eventually we got to the point where she asked me if I ever wanted kids, again, truthfully, yes
So then I was asked
"do you want to go halves in a baby?"
"What?"
"one that's musical and good at sport and has beautiful hair"

What the fuck is happening?
#2
...So wait, is she saying she wants you to get her pregnant, or is she saying that you two adopt a kid, or suggesting kidnapping, or...?
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#3
Quote by necrosis1193 at #33791717
...So wait, is she saying she wants you to get her pregnant, or is she saying that you two adopt a kid, or suggesting kidnapping, or...?

no.1
#4
I say yes because at least you got laid

congratulations
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#6
Quote by Pastafarian96
okay so I've been talking to a girl I hadn't seen in ages and last night she asks me whether I ever liked her or not, and I answered truthfully, yes.
eventually we got to the point where she asked me if I ever wanted kids, again, truthfully, yes
So then I was asked
"do you want to go halves in a baby?"
"What?"
"one that's musical and good at sport and has beautiful hair"

What the fuck is happening?


is your hair really that good?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#8
Yeah, you probably shouldn't be tho
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#9
Quote by Pastafarian96
okay so I've been talking to a girl I hadn't seen in ages and last night she asks me whether I ever liked her or not, and I answered truthfully, yes.
eventually we got to the point where she asked me if I ever wanted kids, again, truthfully, yes
So then I was asked
"do you want to go halves in a baby?"
"What?"
"one that's musical and good at sport and has beautiful hair"

What the fuck is happening?



what do you do w half a baby?

roast it?
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#10
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33791719
no.1


In that case, this is a fairly simple question. Are you interested in being a dad at 20/having an 18-year old child before you're 40? If the answer is yes, then cool, you both want kids, so go have kids. If not, then tell her that, and if she doesn't respect your feelings on the subject, cut that cord.
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#12
obv you go for twins and have one each and go your own separate ways

if no twins, just keep trying until you get an even number.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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#14
at least have her take you on a date first geez lol

no but for real if she is rt wanting a kid she better know that the dad will be close to her and the kid too. rt if you want a kid you should know that the mom will be close to you and the kid too.
#16
Quote by theguitarist
obv you go for twins and have one each and go your own separate ways

if no twins, just keep trying until you get an even number.

that's a lot of guess and check
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& alaskan_ninja

#17
DADDY!

(bitch sounds nuts, run away!)
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#18
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#20
god no
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a terrible way to ruin both your lives......
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
Quote by nico_9550 at #33791751
wat

He means get a vasectomy and then engage her in coitus.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#25
Quote by eGraham at #33791720
I say yes because at least you got laid

congratulations

well that is an incredibly well thought out plan

Quote by K'Nuckles at #33791721
NO.

I leaned so far towards this opinion I stated it

Quote by theguitarist at #33791722
is your hair really that good?

Yes it is
In person anyway

Quote by whywefight at #33791723
she doesn't sound crazy, you should fuck her immediately

She is crazy, but so am I

Quote by ErikLensherr at #33791724
Yeah, you probably shouldn't be tho

Yeah, I want to be one at some point, but I'm 19 almost 20 and still have shit in my life that needs sorting, which is painfully obvious

Quote by vintage x metal at #33791725
what do you do w half a baby?

roast it?

I genuinely laughed at this

Quote by necrosis1193 at #33791726
In that case, this is a fairly simple question. Are you interested in being a dad at 20/having an 18-year old child before you're 40? If the answer is yes, then cool, you both want kids, so go have kids. If not, then tell her that, and if she doesn't respect your feelings on the subject, cut that cord.

I'm going with no.2 this time.

Quote by theguitarist at #33791729
obv you go for twins and have one each and go your own separate ways

if no twins, just keep trying until you get an even number.

this is actually pretty likely as she is a twin and her younger sisters are twins

Quote by MeGaDeth2314 at #33791730
Say yes and just pull out at the last second


do it for the lulz

mmm nah

Quote by Will Lane at #33791731
at least have her take you on a date first geez lol

no but for real if she is rt wanting a kid she better know that the dad will be close to her and the kid too. rt if you want a kid you should know that the mom will be close to you and the kid too.

I would stay around, I do want kids but not yet, need a steady income first

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Also


Is


She fit

Literally most attractive girl I know.

Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33791750
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a terrible way to ruin both your lives......

Yeah
#26
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Say yes and just pull out at the last second


do it for the lulz

i like this idea. just tell her you had second thoughts
#27
Impregnate her? How well do ya know her lols

Side story: I've twice dodged this bullet. Earliest instance was in 8th grade. This girl told me she liked me, and she was good looking but I guess silly young me didn't realize it then. I turned her down and like a year later, she got pregnant. Just as well, I guess, since if 8th grade me was told I could rawdog it, I'd have been a father.

Anyway, I don't have much to say about the OP.
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#29
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a terrible way to ruin both your lives......


At least you have a little fun while making the brat, eh?
#31
Quote by TobusRex at #33791760
At least you have a little fun while making the brat, eh?



This is pasta we're talking about tho. It'd be like 3 seconds of fun, and a lifetime of regret.
#33
Quote by nico_9550 at #33791751
wat

That has all the things sentences normally have except it makes no goddamn sense
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33791754
She is crazy, but so am I

Well you know what they say

Always stick your dick in crazy
#34
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33791754
Literally most attractive girl I know.

But you live in rural Australia so maybe she just seems attractive compared to two kangaroos and your mom.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#36
Quote by ErikLensherr
But you live in rural Australia so maybe she just seems attractive compared to two kangaroos and your mom.

Our pickings in the country are pure quality ok
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#37
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33791767
But you live in rural Australia so maybe she just seems attractive compared to two kangaroos and your mom.

does the word "model" mean anything to you?
#38
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33791772
does the word "model" mean anything to you?

If she's assembling model trains for fun, she's probably an uggo.
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#39
Women wanting to have babies is just a biological impulse. Imagine every time you got a no reason boner or a craving for pizza, you made a life-changing decision.
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