#1
Most of us have heard of ERB (Epic Rap Battles of History). I was wondering if anyone has the chords or a tab (guitar or preferably bass) for "Steve Jobs VS. Bill Gates". I find that one to have a memorable beat/background melody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNqMPsUAMYg

Help would be appreciated.
"I don't know what you're trying to suggest. There's no shame in taking what you need to hold your position!"

Super Buu (DBZ) on assimilation (it could also apply to blues guitar and guitar soloing in general).
#2
Sounds to be just a simple Em for most of the song/rapping. When it gets to the first slowed down part, where Wozniak is talked about, it follows an Em-Gm-Cm-Dm pattern at least for me. When they compare each others' products (starting with "Everybody knows Windows"), it sounds to be Em-Dm-Cm-Dm. Continues with Em. Repeats Em-Dm-Cm-Dm. When Hal goes, it sounds to be the Em-Dm-Cm-Dm again. If all of this makes sense, at least

Way I would play it is:

Start of Battle
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|-9-99-99-99-| (Repeat)
D|-9-99-99-99-|
A|-7-77-77-77-|
E|----------------|

"A man uses machines"

e|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-9-99-9-----------5-55-57-77-7-| (Repeat)
D|-9-99-9-5-55-5-5-55-57-77-7-|
A|-7-77-7-5-55-5-3-33-35-55-5-|
E|-----------3-33-3------------------|

"Everybody knows Windows"

e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-99-999-977-777-755-555-577-777-7-| (Repeat)
D|-99-999-977-777-755-555-577-777-7-|
A|-77-777-755-555-533-333-355-555-5-|
E|------------------------------------------------|

Hal speaking: same as "everybody knows Windows"

-End-

Hope this helps a lot with the song. This is what I took from the battle's sounds.