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Why is your job boring?
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And everything must pass
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Why is your job boring?
Naturally, because it's Saturday (at least for the next 15 minutes) and only one line is running and all I'm supposed to do is throw away their excess cardboard which they don't have any.
#5
What do you actually do?
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where do you work
DPT Laboratories.
Basically a packaging plant. We (or in my case they. Although I used to) take things like Tylenol and creams and stuff and put them in bottles and package them off.

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What do you actually do?
Technically I'm a custodian, but all I really do is roll around a big trash bin and take out the trash the lines put out.

I guess I mop floors too, but not very often (mostly in June and December when the plant is shut down).

It's a very unfulfilling job for a 24 (almost 25) year old.

It's June 29th before you ask.
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#8
I'm looking into applying at PetCo to be a dog trainer because apparently they do apprenticeship. So like they train you to train dogs lol.
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I'm looking into applying at PetCo to be a dog trainer because apparently they do apprenticeship. So like they train you to train dogs lol.


That sounds like, kinda lame. I don't think you're a lame guy.

There are a ton of entry level jobs in the car industry. You might start off by vacuuming cars, but you make it to the sales floor in, like, one year. Car sales takes zero previous history and makes good money.

Tons of stupid people buy cars.
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DPT Laboratories.
Basically a packaging plant. We (or in my case they. Although I used to) take things like Tylenol and creams and stuff and put them in bottles and package them off.


why haven't you put your semen at the bottom of a tylenol bottle yet?

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why haven't you put your semen at the bottom of a tylenol bottle yet?

Or just put it everywhere really?
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#12
I ask myself that very question every single second of my life

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#13
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What was your least favorite subject in school?
Probably math because numbers are for bishs.

My favorite subject hands down was art because the teacher literally didn't care what we did and let us use his computer. The incredibly few times he did give us an assignment, doing it was optional.
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That sounds like, kinda lame. I don't think you're a lame guy.

There are a ton of entry level jobs in the car industry. You might start off by vacuuming cars, but you make it to the sales floor in, like, one year. Car sales takes zero previous history and makes good money.

Tons of stupid people buy cars.
Well, that is something to consider.
Idk though. I kind of want something close to the heart too. Considering getting a music degree, but idk what I'd use it for. I may just be being picky though.
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why haven't you put your semen at the bottom of a tylenol bottle yet?
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Or just put it everywhere really?
Because I ripped my dick off putting it in the machine.
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I ask myself that very question every single second of my life

It's the perfect cover......how else do you think they can offer cut prices on "Moisturiser"
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It's the perfect cover......how else do you think they can offer cut prices on "Moisturiser"


genius

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why do you think your life is the way it is?
Because going to school to be a medical billing & coder was a waste of time and money that I'll never get back.

And because I'm indecisive, as mentioned above.
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what do you normally do on tuesday mornings
Come home eat breakfast fap to hot anime chicks and go to bed. You know, the usual.

Sometimes not even in that order.
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I was scratching my balls as I was reading through this thread, nodding in agreement. I also believe that Joshua should take like 3-4 dumps every day. He'll feel lighter.
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I was scratching my balls as I was reading through this thread, nodding in agreement. I also believe that Joshua should take like 3-4 dumps every day. He'll feel lighter.

So who's account are you a multi of?

Sorry Josh, run out of questions for you.
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I also believe that Joshua should take like 3-4 dumps every day. He'll feel lighter.
In the products?

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So who's account are you a multi of?

Sorry Josh, run out of questions for you.
Thats ok. I've distracted myself looking at jobs on craigslist.

Of course, I could always debate myself by asking who the best waifu is, but I don't think anyone wants that.
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In the products?


Of course.

You've seen slot machines I'm sure.
I worked at IGT (one of the big names in the gaming/slot machine business) as a temp for a few weeks.
All those pretty graphics on those slot machines are silk screened onto a piece of glass.
No, I didn't do the silk screening.
I was the one that caught the silk screened pieces at the end of the conveyor belt and put them on a rack.
Only dropped two of them, and they didn't even so much as chip.

I've had more boring jobs.
Prison Guard being pretty much at the top of the list.


Now for my question....
Whats the most boring job you have ever had?
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Probably when I was doing hand bindery for some printing company.
Pretty much just stood around and stuffed papers in folders or insert spirals into notebooks. Things like that.

Had that job after I was laid off as a packager here in DPT. And they paid a dollar less.
Only lasted about 3 months, but then they called back and told me about a custodian position and here I am.
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josh, why can't I fall asleep?
Because my beautiful voice isn't there to soothe your untested soul to sleep.

I was going to make a vocaroo for you right now but it doesn't work with phones. What a shame.
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Hating your job huu.

Get an accounting degree like me. Yeah, it's math, but it's simple math. Every business needs an accountant, and they make decent money.
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Hating your job huu.

Get an accounting degree like me. Yeah, it's math, but it's simple math. Every business needs an accountant, and they make decent money.

Go and work in Government,

The pay is good, the job is secure, and if it's a job like mine, no qualifications needed.
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I'd end up getting assassinated if I worked in government.
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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I'd end up getting assassinated if I worked in government.

I've lasted 6 years....no assassination yet
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#33
the only reason one should work in the government is if they're taking down the government from the inside

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#34
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the only reason one should work in the government is if they're taking down the government from the inside

I am Ron Swanson
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Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
the only reason one should work in the government is if they're taking down the government from the inside


And this is why I would get assassinated.

What do you do in government, tallica?
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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I'm whats known as a Court Registrar, I organise when court cases are heard, I issue summonses and Warrants for people to attend court, take payments for fines, I can do weddings, I can make orders for people to pay money, stuff like that.
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#38
Interesting. And it requires no prior experience?

I feel like in America, they'd want a degree for you to do that.
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Interesting. And it requires no prior experience?

I feel like in America, they'd want a degree for you to do that.

None at all, they tend to prefer hiring people who have tertiary qualifications, but it's a two year traineeship that's run in-house, and then at the end of that you have to sit a pretty gruelling qualifying panel before you can utilise any authority.
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And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
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I'm whats known as a Court Registrar, I organise when court cases are heard, I issue summonses and Warrants for people to attend court, take payments for fines, I can do weddings, I can make orders for people to pay money, stuff like that.


I wish we lived in the same country

so that you could use your powers against my exes

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