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#1
2 part thread ok

part 1: share soma the most soul crushingly embarrassing things you've ever said to someone alright lets go e.g.

9th grade minterman22 -> "hey idk if i've ever told you but i think your ass is fantasstic!"
9th grade foreign exchange student -> "um"

part 2: share your fav straight up god awful lyrics no holds barred lets go e.g.

-> "until i fall under a moving train i'll live my life alone in love with pain"

ok lets go 💀

m.man22




#2
minter i barely even know her
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#7
Quote by Baby Joel
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working

hot DAMN

I did this with the cute girl born with only 1 hand. I forget exactly what I said but it was some awful sitcom level shit, when you're trying really not to say anything. It was like "give me a hand" or "yeah that sounds like a handful" or "I gotta HAND it to you" or "get outta the way you handless freak"
Last edited by Weaponized at Jan 25, 2016,
#8
Minter, is your house a blender? Because you're a smoothie.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#9
in 6th grade we did a class project of making models of the planets and at the end the (hot) teacher was giving them away and I was like "I'll take Uranus"


was mortified af when she looked at me like "u little perv"
PM me for newts
#10
I have so much cringe inducing things I've said and done in the past I honestly don't even know where to begin
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#11
Quote by Fat Lard at #33796269
So I was wondering if you would, uh, like to go on a date with me

+1
Quote by StewieSwan at #33796295
in 6th grade we did a class project of making models of the planets and at the end the (hot) teacher was giving them away and I was like "I'll take Uranus"


was mortified af when she looked at me like "u little perv"

lol
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Jan 25, 2016,
#12
Quote by Baby Joel at #33796272
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working

holy fuck I can't top that

I told this girl once she looked like my cousin, who's a dude, and she knew that.

pt. 2: 'I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim'
#13
Quote by Baby Joel at #33796272
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working

___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#14
after a date with this chick in 11th grade

me: "yeah i'll call you sometime"

(goes on no contact, because at the time i thought going no contact was what cool guys do)

... let's just say i never heard from her again
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#15
Quote by StewieSwan
in 6th grade we did a class project of making models of the planets and at the end the (hot) teacher was giving them away and I was like "I'll take Uranus"


was mortified af when she looked at me like "u little perv"

this is great lol

it reminds me of ~senior yearish me trying to gauge how my cuddle-buddy (literally just cuddled with each other and it was great) felt about maybe doing butt stuff

her -> "hey look full moon blah blah space shit do you ever just stare up at the stars and wonder what's out there?"
me -> "yeah personally i love your anus"

didn't last much longer after that but whatever this is why kids prolly shouldn't watch porn

Quote by Baby Joel
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working


damn
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Minter, is your house a blender? Because you're a smoothie.

hey

Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
I have so much cringe inducing things I've said and done in the past I honestly don't even know where to begin

your dougie story is still one of the greatest things i've read on this website




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Jan 25, 2016,
#16
Pt. 1

I was talking about how hot this girl was with my bud and it turns out she was listening and decided to walk faster so she'd end up in front of us.

Pt. 2

I'm not coming home tonight, I'd rather sleep on the street.
I'm not coming home to you, I won't sleep with the Devil.

I kinda love those lyrics, though. It's simple and cringey but pithy and no-holds-barred aggressive so it worked with the music.
Free Ali
Free Lard
#19
Quote by MinterMan22

your dougie story is still one of the greatest things i've read on this website

I get reminded of it by my friends every single day
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#20
Pt. 1

qt older gril told me she liked my hair and I was like, "I like your........socks." because she was wearing these high rainbow colored socks. she just kinda smiled and walked away


Pt. 2


"Saying that I love you is not the words I want to hear from you" - More than Words, Extreme
#21
pt 2.

when your away, heaven's a distance not a place

pt 2. pt 2.

heaven's a distance not a place
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#23
pt. 1

i've been active on the internet since I was 12. There's no end to this still.

pt. 2

ruh ruh
like a dungeon dragon
#24
Ooohhh, poor dungeon Dragon. Can't get up and stretch and fly.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#25
I legit never understood what she references with that line, but I still can't stop listening to her so whatever.
#26
Pt. 1

at a local house show, alone, after smoking way too much weed and probably some of that awful fake shit.

sitting alone, drinking. staring at an empty fire pit. having the beginnings of a fake weed panic attack.

cute girl i've seen at other shows sits next to me. "are you gonna start a fire?"

me: "no."

full blown panic attack now. finish beer then leave the back yard without saying a word to anyone, probably another hour before the first band went on, too.

Pt. 2

probably "Eye-eye-eye, eye-eye-eye, I want you."

i don't think i ever mentioned how several times after that happened i had the pleasure of overhearing her talking to other girls at work, bitching about how guys look at her all the time.

no attempt to keep her voice down. sometimes when i was clearly within earshot, she'd talk about all the guys who'd asked her out at work like they (i guess it's "we"?) were subhuman trash.

what a fucking asshole i guess it wasn't such a loss after all.
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#27
Quote by jakesmellspoo
Pt. 1

at a local house show, alone, after smoking way too much weed and probably some of that awful fake shit.

sitting alone, drinking. staring at an empty fire pit. having the beginnings of a fake weed panic attack.

cute girl i've seen at other shows sits next to me. "are you gonna start a fire?"

me: "no."

full blown panic attack now. finish beer then leave the back yard without saying a word to anyone, probably another hour before the first band went on, too.

Pt. 2

probably "Eye-eye-eye, eye-eye-eye, I want you."

i don't think i ever mentioned how several times after that happened i had the pleasure of overhearing her talking to other girls at work, bitching about how guys look at her all the time.

no attempt to keep her voice down. sometimes when i was clearly within earshot, she'd talk about all the guys who'd asked her out at work like they (i guess it's "we"?) were subhuman trash.

what a fucking asshole i guess it wasn't such a loss after all.

hey here's a pic for you





#28
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#29
Part 1:
I love you

Part 2:
N/A
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I'm pretty sure you just won the thread. I can confirm everything you just said as well being a heavily qualified geek myself....

Congrats sir
#31
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One time I used an emo lyric for a thread title.

The entirety of the song Knuckles by The Hold Steady. Love everything Craig Finn has ever put out, but that track is just silly.

woah
hey what's up




#32
Quote by jakesmellspoo
Pt. 1

at a local house show, alone, after smoking way too much weed and probably some of that awful fake shit.

sitting alone, drinking. staring at an empty fire pit. having the beginnings of a fake weed panic attack.

cute girl i've seen at other shows sits next to me. "are you gonna start a fire?"

me: "no."

full blown panic attack now. finish beer then leave the back yard without saying a word to anyone, probably another hour before the first band went on, too.

Pt. 2

probably "Eye-eye-eye, eye-eye-eye, I want you."

i don't think i ever mentioned how several times after that happened i had the pleasure of overhearing her talking to other girls at work, bitching about how guys look at her all the time.

no attempt to keep her voice down. sometimes when i was clearly within earshot, she'd talk about all the guys who'd asked her out at work like they (i guess it's "we"?) were subhuman trash.

what a fucking asshole i guess it wasn't such a loss after all.


That is a CHOON
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#33
Quote by steve_muse
That is a CHOON


Is that supposed to be from Psychic City?

Also yesterday I had the awkwardness of being ignored by a girl I was trying to get to go on a date with me. Not that I was actually trying to get her attention, but you know when you know they wish you weren't there and you know that you're not supposed to make any sort of eye contact with them?

Yeah this is going to be a fun semester. Lesson learnt, don't try anything with people who you work with/study with. Or if you're me, don't try with anyone.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#34
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I legit never understood what she references with that line, but I still can't stop listening to her so whatever.


busta rhymes in 'scenario' by a tribe called quest

come on man
#36
Quote by Baby Joel
girl -> man i wanna stop hanging out with my friends
me -> why
girl -> they're all into drinking and drugs and that's not what i'm into
me -> yeah don't worry about they'll all get cancer and die or something
girl -> ...i have cancer

i knew she did as well. my brain just stopped working

two times i've made a joke involving dads to someone whose dad is dead

what's worse is it was the same bloke both times
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#38
Quote by K33nbl4d3
two times i've made a joke involving dads to someone whose dad is dead

what's worse is it was the same bloke both times

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#39
i did a similar thing babby

girl's mum had died. was obvs news throughout the school.

in drama, put in group with her.

"suggest a traumatic situation"

me: "idk like what if their mum died"
#40
Quote by K33nbl4d3 at #33797583
two times i've made a joke involving dads to someone whose dad is dead

what's worse is it was the same bloke both times



my dad's dead but im still down for a good dad joke
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