#1
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/01/dog-runs-half-marathon

-was let out to the bathroom
-saw people running by
-follows them for entire 13 mile race
-comes in 7th
-gets medal
-owner completely unaware



dogs are the master-race
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#4
hahah dogs are great


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#5
This is the best Feel Good story so far this year! Right up there with the Panda rolling in the snow.
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#7
finally some good news
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#10
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just imagine being the fucking loser who came in 8th, damn, probably trained & everything

Not as bad as losing to Oscar pistorius.

How do you lose to a guy with NO LEGS?
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#13
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only 7th? pussy.


not at all
the 6 dogs that beat him trained hard for it
#14
See this is what happens when you let trans people compete!

Next it's animals.
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#15
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13 miles is only a half marathon.

Not in dog miles
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#16
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See this is what happens when you let trans people compete!

Next it's animals.

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#17
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See this is what happens when you let trans people compete!

Next it's animals.


This is exactly what I was thinking. This isn't a good story at all. I am appalled that an animal was allowed to compete with humans. The medal should be taken away and given to a charity or something.
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#19
Quote by ehbacon
only 7th? pussy.


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There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
Yet more positive discrimination. Dog only comes seventh and gets a medal? A HUMAN wouldn't have got one! Too much political correctness smh.
#22
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Yet more positive discrimination. Dog only comes seventh and gets a medal? A HUMAN wouldn't have got one! Too much political correctness smh.


How do you know that they don't all get medals?
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#23
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How do you know that they don't all get medals?


Well everyone getting a medal is the same as nobody getting a medal so
#27
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Worth pointing out that the dog kept stopping to do dog things, and just casually caught up with everyone again.

She could have won, but she was modest.

way to gender the dog, as if you know the dogs innermost feelings and identify
#28
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way to gender the dog, as if you know the dogs innermost feelings and identify


Way to miss the joke.
#30
these damn liberals are getting outta hand with all this participant medal bullshit

our dogs need to learn how to win and lose cause that's how the world works




#31
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Dogs can't count.

At least the route didn't take it past a Korean restaurant, or it would never have finished.
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