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#1
wat do
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
the marry jew arma's
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#3
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#5
I´m gonna mug you every day and rape you on the last one.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
Just wander around the place My favourite things were the fast food stores that were like giant vending machines, pay 2 euro or whatever and you can open a little cabinet and get a burger, or pretty much anything.

And weed, obvs
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Just wander around the place My favourite things were the fast food stores that were like giant vending machines, pay 2 euro or whatever and you can open a little cabinet and get a burger, or pretty much anything.

I love that this is what someone names as a favourite thing about this country

"There's like food in the walls man!"
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


Last edited by ultimate-slash at Jan 27, 2016,
#8
Quote by ultimate-slash
I love that this is what someone names as a favourite thing about this country

"There's like food in the walls man!"



Quality of wall food is generally shit though.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by ultimate-slash
I love that this is what someone names as a favourite thing about this country

"There's like food in the walls man!"

Hey, I was pretty darn hungry when I was there

EDIT: Wall food is not a concept here, so it was like a magical place to me.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Hey, I was pretty darn hungry when I was there

EDIT: Wall food is not a concept here, so it was like a magical place to me.

Well, they're basically vending machines with fried meat instead of candy or whatever, so that's admittedly a very awesome concept
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#13
Only just realised that the "hungry" part meant weed
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#15
There's a music store in the middle of the high street (near the grand central train station building thing).

I remember buying my first Opeth album there, but it was fiiiilled with obscure metal releases. It had an entire basement floor dedicated to them.
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#16
We were going to have dinner at some thai place in Amsterdam, until we saw one of the cooks climb onto the hot plate to clean the rangehood......I'm guessing the hotplate was off tho, because she did it barefoot
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#17
Quote by K'Nuckles
I went to some place called Kebab King or something when I had the munchies bare. It wo gud


Doner meat slammed on some chips with cheese that was put under the grill. I think I had two of these


A few years ago I spent like a week in Madrid? Tapas bars? Nah, Kebabs and hole-in-the-wall pizza.

They were the best kebabs ever though.

EDIT: OP I'm led to believe they're rather fond of bicycles in Holland because they don't have cars yet or something.
#20
Quote by Neo Evil11
I´m gonna mug you every day and rape you on the last one.


typical dirtmugger
#21
Go visit the home of the former World Hide And Seek champion, Anne Frank.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#23
How about not smoking weed and not fucking prostitutes? I like to be original.

Climb a windmill or something.
#24
ill get real high on a windmill and fuck a bicycle
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
Quote by SMH07
typical dirtmugger

We're dirtcloggers m10
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
Quote by Burgery
ill get real high on a windmill and fuck a bicycle

Don't damage the windmills though. If they stop then the water doesn't get pumped out of the polder and we all drown.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#27
Get high, get a horse and a sword, and go fight windmills.
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#28
My sister told me about some boat that had waffles and a ball pit. They woke up, smoked a few, then went on this boat and just had a happy time. I'm sure it would be fun even without the pot.
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Quote by Lion_Slicer
My sister told me about some boat that had waffles and a ball pit. They woke up, smoked a few, then went on this boat and just had a happy time. I'm sure it would be fun even without the pot.


That sounds incredible.
#31
Quote by EpiExplorer
There's a music store in the middle of the high street (near the grand central train station building thing).

I remember buying my first Opeth album there, but it was fiiiilled with obscure metal releases. It had an entire basement floor dedicated to them.


The metal basement is gone now... They moved to another building and basically shrinked in size and offer...
#32
do the canal boat tour, well worth it.
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#33
I just had an interview about working in Amsterdam with the uni and I don't know if they like my reasoning for it. I have a feeling they saw my luscious locks and thought "lol dis rasta jus wan dat kush".
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#34
Quote by Neo Evil11
Don't damage the windmills though. If they stop then the water doesn't get pumped out of the polder and we all drown.

No, he should damage the windmills. And you should invest in inflatable boats and hovercraft and stuff, and you'd make a killing.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#35
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, he should damage the windmills. And you should invest in inflatable boats and hovercraft and stuff, and you'd make a killing.

Technically he'd be making the killing.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
Technically he'd be making the killing.

Only if you don't follow through with the boats.

And you'd be all like

Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#39
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#40
The museum district is great, if you'd like to get some culture before or after getting stoned. Especially the Van Gogh and the Rijksmuseum are worth while. I'd also suggest seeing a show at Paradiso (gorgeous venue), visiting Waterloop in the morning (huge market with crafts and 'vintage' clothing), and visiting the so-called '9 streets' if you want more of a boutique shopping experience. Furthermore, the gentrification of the red-light district means that a bunch of neat designers and galleries are setting up shop in the neighborhood, so don't just go there after dark.
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