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#1
The game is simple- take composer, musician or band of any kind or genre, and alter the title of one or more of their pieces in such a way as to make it about food in some way.

Don't change the band names, just the music.

Here are examples, credited to the UGers who came up with them...so you know who to blame:

dannyalcatraz
The Beatles "I want to hold your ham", "Elanor's Rib-roast", "Maxwell's Slivered Hamhock", "Vegan Work It Out"
Rolling Stones: "Sympathy for the Deviled Eggs"
Led Zeppelin: "In My Time of Frying", "Goin' to California (Pizza Ki+chen)"
Eric Clapton: "Ptomaine"
BÖC: " Astronomy, Dom & Meat"
G'nR: "Sweet Chile o' Mine"
Doobie Brothers: "Cheeses is Just Alright"
Judas Priest: "Making the Slaw"
The Who: "M&Ms Front"
Jimi Hendrix: "If Snacks Was Mine", "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)"/"Voodoo Chili (Slight Return)", "Bread House"
Megadeth: "Peas Sell But Who's Buying?"
Van Halen: "Atomic Punch"
Iron Maiden: "Pie With Your Boots On"
Accept: "Rum-balls to the Walls"
The Specials: "Toast Town"
Irving Berlin: "Puddin' on the Ritz"
Eddie Cantor: "If You Knew Sushi"
Yes: "Tart of the Sunrise"
Bill Haley & the Comets: "Shakes, Scrapple and Rolls"
Wasp: "I Fudge Like A Beast"
Mountain: "Missy Slurpee Queen"
David Bowie: "Gyros", "Flantastic Voyage", "Life on Mars Bars"
Holst: "The Plantains"
Cypress Hill: "How I Could Just Kill A Ham"
Billy Idol: "Fresh Pho Fantasy"
Duran Duran: "Grills on Film"
Missing Persons: Wokking in LA"
Beach Boys: "California Grills"
The Sex Pistols: "God Save The Cream"


H4T3BR33D3R
The Beatles "8 days with Beef"


CodeMonk
"All Things Must Please pass the mustard"
"Another Grill"
"Any Thyme at All"
"Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby back ribs"
J.J. Cale "Call Me The Brie"
Uncle Saltine Crackers (Aerosmith)
Adams Apple Pie (Aerosmith)
No More Mr. Nice Pie
I Love The Bread (Alice Cooper again)
I Cum Blood Pudding (Cannibal Corpse)
Mr. Tangerine Man
White Rarebit
Shout At The Devils Food Cake.
Cinnamon Toast Girl
Heart Shaped Box Of Chocolates
Show Me The Way To The Buffet.
Reeling In The Beers.
House Of The Rising Bun
Octopus's Garden Salad.
Strawberry Pie Fields Forever.
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
Let The Good Times Dinner Roll
Dire Straits "I Want My Spiced Chai Tea?
Hearts "If Looks Could Krill"


Kevin Saale
"Sweet Ham" (Sweet Emotion)
"Last Slice of Pizza" (Last Child)
"Jack in the Box" (Man in the Box)


tubetime86
"Starch and Peppers Only Tart Sub Sand...' Wich."


DeathByDestroyr
Nights in White Spaghetti
House of the Rising Bun
Bob Dylan: Don't Think Twice, It's Gluten-Free
Pop Rock Candy Mountain
Vegetable Smoothie of the Insane
Nile - Papyrus Containing the Recipe to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Pudding


trashedlostfdup
"Romaine with the deviled eggs"
"cauliflower from hell"
"smoke on the waterchestnuts"
"highway to halibut"
"chickenfinger paintings of the insane" acid bath
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
Last edited by dannyalcatraz at Jan 28, 2016,
#3
metalica enter ham man
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#5
"40oz Porterhouse to Freedom" - Sublime
I don't give a shit if you listen to me or not
#7
metalica four ham men
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#8
Idk, Sharp Dressed Ham by ZZ Brothers idk this isn't much of a game than it is just a thread about being clever.
#14
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Radish
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#16
Rolling in the Deep Fried Oil Vat - Adele

When (is lunch?) - Opeth

The Antipasti Overload - Obscura

Ham of Doom - Black Sabbath

Breaking the Coleslaw - Judas Priest

Diminished to Brie - Necrophagist

Porkogenisis - Scar Symmetry
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
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#20
"Love Cheese Bites" - Def Leppard
I don't give a shit if you listen to me or not
#21
Dave Brubeck - Take Five shallots and chop them up. Put some olive oil in the pan and heat up the stove. When the oil is hot, put in the shallots and squeeze out a clove of garlic as well. Let this heat up in the pan until the aroma of the shallots and garlic comes out. Next put in the minced beef, add a little salt and pepper and cook until the meat is evenly brown. Now it's time to put in the tomatoes. It's possible to use tinned tomatoes, but I prefer to use fresh ones. If chopped up properly, it's not necessary to remove the skins, but some people still prefer the tomatoes without skin. This is best done by scoring the skins and dropping the tomatoes into a pot of boiling water for a few seconds. The skins should come right off. After you've done this and the tomatoes are chopped up, add them to the pan and give it a good stir. We've now got the basics covered, and will discuss the different ways to flavour your sauce in the next step.
#29
Muse - Scones
Muse - Bread Inside
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Mint and chocolate shouldnt be togather.
"Literally Worst Post of 2k16" approved by After Eight Lovers...
#32
Stairway to Pizza
Freepizza
Comfortably Pizza
Sweet Home Pizza
Smells Like Teen Pizza
Enter Sandpizza
Like a Rolling Pizza
Horse With no Pizza
Rebel Without a Pizza
Were are Never Getting Pizza
Hit Me Baby One More Pizza
Keep on Rocking in the Free Pizza
Smoke on the Pizza
Calling Baton Pizza
Hangar Pizza
Rime of the Ancient Pizza
Sugar, We're Going Pizza
Bohemian Pizza
Sweet Child of Pizza
Behind Blue Pizza
Hammer Smashed Pizza
Bullet With Butterfly Pizza
Helter Pizza
Skater Pizza
Johnny I Hardly Knew Pizza
Symphony of Pizza
The Rocky Road to Pizza
Clinch Mountain Pizza
He Stopped Loving Her Pizza
Beast and the Pizza
Jingle Pizza
Major Tom (Coming Pizza)
Born to be Pizza
Hungry Like the Pizza
Taking Care of Pizza
Inna-gadda-da-Pizza
The Thing That Should Not Pizza
As Long as You Love Pizza
Once a Pizza
Sylvia's Pizza
The Number of the Pizza
Tangled Up in Pizza
California Über Pizza
Blitzkrieg Pizza
Fuck Pizza
Santa Go Straight to the Pizza
Like a Pizza
I'm Sailing Pizza
Detroit Rock Pizza
Technical Pizza
Annihilation of the Pizza
Drawing Down the Pizza
Born This Pizza
I Want You to Want Pizza
Hotel Pizza
I Can't Get No Pizza
Another Brick in the Pizza
Black Pizza
Come as You Pizza
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Pizza
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
The Yardbirds: "Pho Your Love"
The Zombies: "Thyme, oh the Seasoning"
Genesis: "Have A Crab"
David Bowie: " Saffron is Pretty"
Filter: "Nice Chop"
Dire Straits: "Sultans of Wings"
Peter Schilling: "Major Tom Yum (Coming Home)"/"Major Pizza (Coming Home)"
R. Kelly: "I believe I can fry"
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
Last edited by dannyalcatraz at Jan 28, 2016,
#35
Major Tom (Coming Home) isn't a David Bowie song.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Lady Gaga - Porker Face

Does that work?


Works for me! Brilliant!
#38
elton john - arugala-man
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#39
this one is all RHCP songs (judge me, fools)


under the fridge
smotheredfried
californibacon
serve it fileted
baking the girl
brown sugar sex magic
one hot cross buns minute
buy the whey
canned stock
doused
chard tissue
may-oh
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#40
Quote by vintage x metal
this one is all RHCP songs (judge me, fools)


under the fridge
smotheredfried
californibacon
serve it fileted
baking the girl
brown sugar sex magic
one hot cross buns minute
buy the whey
canned stock
doused
chard tissue
may-oh

pre-stadium chilis is gold

may-oh made me chuckle

some more chilis:
deep dish
sex wrap
higher ground cumin
true men don't grill coyotes
boiling into paste
this is the plaice
toast (better than doused cmon)
venison queen
purple stain (from spilling blueberry pie on the carpet)
Last edited by korinaflyingv at Jan 28, 2016,
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