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#1
20-you are 100%

30-just like 20 only you can't run as fast or jump as high and have a little less hair. By now you will have experienced your first back ache.

40-just like 30 cept can't run as fast or jump as high and have yet less hair once in a while you forget where you put your sunglasses your physical strength is about the same though.

50-still kicking ass pretty good but you starting to feel a little arthritic everybody gets osteoarthritis it's just that some people have a predisposition to get it bad and some just get a touch. You could still run but it feels stupid jumping feels absurd. Can't see or hear quite as well. It's becoming more difficult to get a Boner. You start to hate people who are young because you know how stupid they are.

60-you have to remember to remember stuff. If you don't remember to remember you will forget. It's not automatic anymore. There will always be something wrong with you. You will get over one thing and then the new thing will come. There will always be a new thing. Most these new things will be little things. Life will become an adventure to see what the new thing is going to be today. You will remember everything , long-term ,the memory is still quite intact this serves to make you even more angry at young stupid people who don't know anything. Sex will become a meaningless struggle have an orgasm. You won't have any hair on your head that will have bushes growing out of your ears. If you let yourself go you will be a waddling human sow. You might have diabetes if you let yourself go. If you are prone to osteoarthritis you will have it bad.


Conclusion: for all practical purposes there is not a big difference between 20 and 50 but the older you get after 50 the faster you age. However the will to live never goes away.
Last edited by yope at Jan 28, 2016,
#2
i nearly got a heart attack shovelling snow for about two minutes
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
Quote by Baby Joel
i nearly got a heart attack shovelling snow for about two minutes

my wife's dad dropped dead from a heart attack shoveling snow, so did one of my childhood friends dad and he couldn't of been even 40 yet, a big shot of the local television station WQED TV and Moline Illinois his name was Jim King he dropped dead shoveling snow, so it happens watch yourself
#5
Quote by yope
my wife's dad dropped dead from a heart attack shoveling snow, so did one of my childhood friends dad and he couldn't of been even 40 yet, a big shot of the local television station WQED TV and Moline Illinois his name was Jim King he dropped dead shoveling snow, so it happens watch yourself

this was a lot of thoughts that you were too lazy to develop into actual sentences.
#7
Quote by ehbacon
this was a lot of thoughts that you were too lazy to develop into actual sentences.

I forgot
#9
Quote by Fat Lard
60's the new 30 bro, just take a bunch of nootropics and choline

really if I was a multibillionaire I could get testosterone implementation and steroids not heavy duty just a little bit and most importantly that new thing they're coming up with something about making the chromosome ends not deteriorate or even regenerate which is a huge factor in getting old. All that and maybe I could be like I was 40 again.
#11
Hair growing out of your ears when you hit your 40s. Unless you are Greek, in which case it happens when you are 14.
#12
Quote by metaldud536
Do exercise kids. It's not about extending your life but more about making your later years less painful and more bearable.


Speaking as a 51 year old I can say not exercising has far more appeal.
#18
geez yope such a negative guy. will be 55 next month and my hair's still on my head (ok not the same color but no biggie) and the boners still come with no problem (believe me if any of the chicks in those viagra ads were available i wouldn't need any help getting hard for them). a few occasional aches n pain but nothing really bad. can still remember the things i want to . i didn't suddenly give up on listening to metal for john denver or barry manilow.
#19


But really I'm expecting to have snow white hair
And glowing green eyes
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
Last edited by Cardbored at Jan 28, 2016,
#22
Quote by guitarxo
Well, I have bad knees and the beginnings of varicose veins.


I'm 63 and have varicose veins but not too bad. My mom had rope sticking out of the legs , would've made Arnold Schwarzenegger jealous. From birthing five children and doing jobs that involve standing in one place for long time.

A lot of people do get bad knees but not me. I was just talking to someone who has bad knees, an old band acquaintance.

The reason I don't have bad knees I think it's because of my weird build. I'm well over 6 feet tall but only have a 32 inch inseam. I have short thick boned legs, I'm a natural born Walker. I can walk forever. I think that's why my ass is like an Oak tree. I've I am thinking of tying yellow ribbons around it. It is a very old oak tree.
#24
I will have 3 girlfriends and whichever one is on top of me when I die, wins all my stuff. kind of a musical chairs thing
#26
Cheer up yope. Every day on the right side of the grass is a good day. Now go grab that brass ring.
#27
Quote by yope
However the will to live never goes away.


oh idk about that hope

tbh I hope I die before I get like old old
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#30
20=100% Fuck off.
You know nothing, you know no one, you have no work to back up the little talent you have, which you find out during your 20s that talent means shit all without hard work.... which you haven't done yet, because you still think the prettiest girls are the best lay's and all you do is brag and come up with pathetic theory's and ideas that have all been thought of by someone els!!!

Arrrgh!!!

This was a lot of thoughts that I was too lazy to develop into actual sentences.
#31
Are Johnston brand donuts as good as they say?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
20 - there is sadness

30 - there is sadness and you can't remember as much. you ache more

40 - there is sadness and you can't remember much at all. you have a taste for reality television and dad jokes

50 - there is sadness and you're considering buying a dog to keep you company

60 - there is sadness. the dog died and your house still stinks

70-90 you are going to die soon

they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#34
Quote by gingerkelly


yes
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#35
20 - Life was sort of alright, I had a terrible job but I was happy sort of.

25 - Life was still sort of alright, but I had a better job and I was slightly happier.

28 - Present day: Awful job, low income and misery.

Life goes in cycles for me lol
#36
a miserable existence yearning for death to come before the adult diapers do tbh


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
Quote by JamSessionFreak
a miserable existence yearning for death to come before the adult diapers do tbh

a pig, on antibiotics, tide to a stick....
#38
Quote by theogonia777
Are Johnston brand donuts as good as they say?


This talk about Johnston brand donuts going around is well deserved. We, here at Johnston, do our very best to make sure you can taste the difference in every one of our fine quality baked products.

Quality Johnston, Johnston quality. That is printed on our packages because we use the finest ingredients and take the most care. Authentic old world goodness, rich creamy buttery flavor, always at Johnston.
#39
Quote by onelove50
R U actually farther Jack?
no but I've drank like him
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
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