#1
Highly recommended, I drank my coffee black ever since I started drinking coffee then I tried this stuff I'm never going back it's great
#2
I like my coffee like I like my women.

Ground up, thrown in a burlap sack, and dragged by donkey around the Andes.
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#5
Quote by pressureproject
You know that vanilla flavoring comes from the secretions of a beaver's asshole, right? Look it up.

It's not the asshole it's the castor gland, duhhhhh. Also it's used for artificial raspberry and strawberry more often I thought.
#8
Quote by pressureproject
You know that vanilla flavoring comes from the secretions of a beaver's asshole, right? Look it up.


You know that's almost, but not quite, bullshit, right?

Given the quantity of vanilla flavored items sold annually, there would have to be massive beaver "milking" facilities worldwide.

There aren't.

Yes, it can be (and has been) used, but given the quantity actually produced annually, it's likely you've never tasted it.

And if you have and it tastes yummy then where's the problem?
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#9
Quote by pressureproject
You know that vanilla flavoring comes from the secretions of a beaver's asshole, right? Look it up.
i watched a video today where two guys ate some whale semen or something fried in a dumpling.
#11
Quote by Bass Builder
coffee mate is poison use Silk French vanilla, soy or almond, both are great
those are definitely good but I found I had to use three times as much once I got used to high fructose corn syrup.
#13
Sometimes I sip the vanilla coffee mate by itself. Just really tiny sips.
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#14
I just put milk in my coffee like a normal person
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#15
Quote by Arby911 at #33803219

Given the quantity of vanilla flavored items sold annually, there would have to be massive beaver "milking" facilities worldwide.

There aren't.



Well ur mum counts for about 50% of that beaver milk so I think you're overestimating a bit
#16
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I just put milk in my coffee like a normal person

yuck
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that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
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#19
Quote by pressureproject at #33803152
You know that vanilla flavoring comes from the secretions of a beaver's asshole, right? Look it up.

Wait, so is it beaver juice or asshole juice?
#20
Quote by Bass Builder
coffee mate is poison use Silk French vanilla, soy or almond, both are great


Thank you, I looked into it and I'm not going to use it anymore, it's got a lot of corn syrup and hydrogenated oils. I could not enjoy it anymore knowing how bad it is for you.
I'll just buy cream and put some real vanilla in it.
#23
Vanilla coffee mate tastes gr8, but the problem is the amount of calories. I use Almond Milk with a total calorie count of 30.

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#24
Quote by Arby911
You know that's almost, but not quite, bullshit, right?

Given the quantity of vanilla flavored items sold annually, there would have to be massive beaver "milking" facilities worldwide.

There aren't.

Yes, it can be (and has been) used, but given the quantity actually produced annually, it's likely you've never tasted it.

And if you have and it tastes yummy then where's the problem?


this post reminds of people I meet from time to time who sincerely think Pepsi is made from human fetuses and other shit like that lol
#25
Quote by slipknot5678
this post reminds of people I meet from time to time who sincerely think Pepsi is made from human fetuses and other shit like that lol

Are you referring to Red Bull being made from bull testicles?
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