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#1
Welcome to the 2016 edition of No-Fap February!

Rules are as follows:

1. No masturbating for the entire month of February.

2. Only sexual pleasure permitted will be from a second party.

3. Check in at least every 3 days. If 3 days pass and you do not check in, you are out.

4. This year, the contest will operate under EST. The contest begins for everyone at February 1st (12:00 AM EST) and will conclude March 1st (12:00 AM EST)

5. I'll buy the winner a large pizza


Out:

UltimateGuizar
genghisgandhi
Hydra150
Pastafarian96
Banshee
67_67
WCPhils
Jako215
M00NAGEDAYDREAM
eGraham
whywefight
ErikLensherr
Shotgunmerc
ESPLTDV401DX
slapsymcdougal
MH400
CL/\SH
chookiecookie
That Old Geezer
Cardbored
JamSessionFreak
Ablast
k.lainad
arcanom
Fatlumpthe1st
steve_muse
WhiteStripesIII
Amuro Jay
Deliriumbassist
MinterMan22
ehbacon


Winner(s):
Baby Joel
RajjaJroach
i_lovemetallica
nincompoop
e-married to Jack (bladez)
Last edited by ESPLTDV401DX at Mar 1, 2016,
#2
fukinel
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
you're on the list, I'm afraid
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Pulled a final one out before the time, let's see how this goes.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
I did a posh one last night as a last hoorah.....

Still in so far.

Another topic tho, why do we keep having to change threads?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
So question. If I fap it up everyday this month but repent to Jesus Savior The Christ before the month is over so that it's like it never happened do I still get a free pizza?
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 1, 2016,
#12
Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33806657

Another topic tho, why do we keep having to change threads?

there's a joke here somewhere about thread stickies and masturbation but I'm too tired to figure it out
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#13
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
I'll buy the winner a large pizza

Good luck to everyone entering this year!
Participant List:
ESPLTDV401DX
WhiteStripesIII
MH400
JamSessionFreak
whywefight
slapsymcdougal
RajjaJroach
Shotgunmerc
chookiecookie
Baby Joel
ErikLensherr
k.lainad
arcanom
genghisgandhi
That Old Geezer
steve_muse
Pastafarian96
i_lovemetallica
Banshee
MinterMan22
WCphils
Ablast
Jako215
Hydra
M00NAGEDAYDREAM
Fatlumpthe1st
Amuro Jay
Cardbored
Pastafarian96
CL/\SH
67_67
Deliriumbassist
eGraham
ehbacon

also I'm on the list twice, does this mean I get 2 free pizzas?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
Quote by Pastafarian96
also I'm on the list twice, does this mean I get 2 free pizzas?

It means you have to not wrestle the dragon for twice as long
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
hmm, my birthday's on the 15th, maybe I can get a birthday discount from a hooker to help me last.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
Quote by i_lovemetallica
It means you have to not wrestle the dragon for twice as long

this doesn't actually make sense given the context of it being February only.

Better get a plate.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
Quote by Pastafarian96
hmm, my birthday's on the 15th, maybe I can get a birthday discount from a hooker to help me last.

Good plan, then have pizza with them after you win
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
If you all win, poor ESP is gonna have to pay for like 30 pizzas.
And all because you all decided to be a little selfish with your sperm.
#21
Is this the new cute girl thread

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#23
I'm already hitting up tinder to see if I can get some third party action
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
Quote by WCPhils
yea

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*focusonthepianofocusonthepianofocusonthepiano*
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Quote by UltimateGuizar

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Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#29
Quote by WCPhils



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#30
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33806739

umm, we try not to sexualize annie




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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#32
Quote by WCPhils
umm, we try not to sexualize annie






Try is the key word here


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#34
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33806749
Try is the key word here


do you like Lights?



I feel like you probably do

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#35
Lights is pretty cute but I could never fap over her

My gal Avril tho




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#36
im not in the game but i wandered into this thread and got ambushed by a bunch of neat alison brie gifs and i kind of love her so im just stopping by to say
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#37
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33806759
Lights is pretty cute but I could never fap over her

I mean I can't really see myself doing that over any celebrity photo anyway. Just weirds me out


I'm just posting qts bc I'm bored
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#38
I think I've fapped over some celebrities just as an experiment

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#39
I don't wanna know about the collected data
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
It's all in a spreadsheet

Who remembers this QT from the World Cup


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Last edited by EndTheRapture51 at Feb 1, 2016,