Poll: Am I filth?
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Totes filth
14 78%
Still pure
4 22%
Voters: 18.
#1
I'm going on 5 hours here. Am I filth?

Should I run to my car and get a new stick?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Until it runs out of flavour and then about half an hour after that while i find a bin.
#4
Wait, you can have more pieces? I though you just got the one. My jaw is ridiculously overdeveloped at this point.
#5
Nevernind guys. I somehow got a single hair from my cat (I assume it came from my shirt) in my gum so I threw it out.

Please vote filth appropriately kthnx
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Depends, sometimes I'll swallow it as soon as it loses it's flavour, sometimes (usually if I'm distracted) it'll stay there for a couple of hours.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
About 10 minutes cos unflavoured gum is rank
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
I chew until the flavour is gone or a few minutes afterwards when my jaw starts to ache
I have nothing important to say
#12
Until it turns to liquid
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#13
Quote by JackSaints
I chew until the flavour is gone or a few minutes afterwards when my jaw starts to ache

Yea
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#14
I chew until it is out of flavor. Then, new stick time!
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#15
I chew orbit and it usually goes for about an hour before I notice the flavor is completely gone.
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#16
Unless youre quitting cigarettes thats p weak brah
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#17
I don't chew gum anymore. It's gross after you try it again after years of not doing it.
Free Ali
Free Lard
#18
I don't chew gum cuz then after it runs out of flavor I have to deal with an unflavored piece of gum for a little while. I use mints now.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#21
until i dont feel like chewing it anymore


could be anywhere from 15 minutes to 6 hours lol
Quote by yellowfrizbee
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#23
lol

haven't bought a pack of gum since like highschool.
only use breath mints/Altoids that kinda stuff.

to answer your question, only like 15-20 min before it goes stale.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#24
why would I chew gum
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#25
Quote by chrismendiola
One time, I fell asleep chewing gum and woke up still chewing it.
I've done this as well. The gum was soo moist, it started disintegrating.

I've also woken up to some stuck in my hair.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
Quote by Joshua Garcia


I've also woken up to some stuck in my hair.

I put it there soz
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
i don't chew gum cause whenever i do my jaw feels like it's breaking and it makes that terrible snapping sound
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me