#1
Hey if you need to physically grip the treadmill to keep from flying off, you've got it set too fast bozo.
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#3
I don't need no threadmil. I walk about 5 miles everyday pushing a trash cart at work.

I've done it before though. It just feels awkward dangling your arms around. I normally have my hands in my pocket but who walks on a threadmil with their hands in their pocket?

Like what, you want me flabbing them up and down in the air like some workout nerd? Pff.
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#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia at #33812547
I don't need no threadmil. I walk about 5 miles everyday pushing a trash cart at work.

I've done it before though. It just feels awkward dangling your arms around. I normally have my hands in my pocket but who walks on a threadmil with their hands in their pocket?

Like what, you want me flabbing them up and down in the air like some workout nerd? Pff.

I'm talking about gripping it for dear life while your legs are sprinting trying to keep up.

Also you shouldn't walk around with your hands in your pockets it doesn't convey confidence.
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#5
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Also you shouldn't walk around with your hands in your pockets it doesn't convey confidence.
Maybe I'm just one of those sad white boys trapped inside a Hispanic body.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
At least be a happy white boy, like those One Direction kids.
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#9
hey im walkin here
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
Quote by ErikLensherr
Hey if you need to physically grip the treadmill to keep from flying off, you've got it set too fast bozo.


Hate that shit

Also people in elevation masks
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#12
Quote by ErikLensherr
I'm talking about gripping it for dear life while your legs are sprinting trying to keep up.

Also you shouldn't walk around with your hands in your pockets it doesn't convey confidence.

What if wanting to convey confidence to others is a sign of a lack of confidence?
#13
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You must have an ass like an oak tree you stupid fucking bastard.

If his waifu kicked you, you would fall down.
#14
I can't help but read OP's in a damn russian speaking english slowly and badly accent now. Good yope impersonation btw, even if it was unintended.
#16
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????
#18
Quote by Rossenrot
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????

why even work out if you cant keep social media updated with selfies?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
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what's he doing in the last one?
#22
my back hurts just watching those gifs, seriously that first guy is going to slip a disk, stupid fucking bastard

Quote by Rossenrot at #33814071
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????


I use my phone to play music (through headphones ofc), and I will stay on the machine I'm using in between sets and maybe reply to a text or change songs or whatever. sometimes I just stare at my phone, I tend to zone out a lot while working out and I don't want to accidentally stare at people like a weirdo
#23
I can't tell if they're using them correctly or not. All people in a gym look like idiots to me.
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#25
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It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????

Tunes brah.
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#26
Quote by snipelfritz
I can't tell if they're using them correctly or not. All people in a gym look like idiots to me.

Yep, absolutely. I find it heaps cringey when they have heaps of tv screens decked out in front of treadmills. What are these people, hamsters with a lower attention span?

And the music they play in these places and the bootcamp joints, they never mix it up. Metal, 40's be-bop, hip hop, rock or just 'Gotta Fly now' and Eye of the Tiger from Rocky movies would be so good for workouts but no, they just play pop and the worst techno you've ever heard.
#27
Quote by Rebel Scum
Yep, absolutely. I find it heaps cringey when they have heaps of tv screens decked out in front of treadmills. What are these people, hamsters with a lower attention span?

And the music they play in these places and the bootcamp joints, they never mix it up. Metal, 40's be-bop, hip hop, rock or just 'Gotta Fly now' and Eye of the Tiger from Rocky movies would be so good for workouts but no, they just play pop and the worst techno you've ever heard.


Yeah, gym music is abysmal. Used to slightly dislike working out with friends at times because then I wouldn't have Dying Fetus blasting in my ear. I mean, its fun to pal around and chat and whatnot, but the gym music dangerously affects test levels and makes your lifts bad
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#28
"40s bebop" dafuq
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#30
Quote by Rossenrot
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????


I use my phone and text pretty constantly through my workouts
My God, it's full of stars!
#31
People come on the casino all the time and smoke while they're on oxygen

They the real OBs
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#32
I thought this thread would be about Jeff Bozos...err...Bezos.

I got nothin'
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#33
Quote by ErikLensherr

Also you shouldn't walk around with your hands in your pockets it doesn't convey confidence.

that shit keeps your hands warm has nothing to do with confidence everything to do with common semse
#34
Quote by Rossenrot
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????


Exactly!! Gyms are for exercising, not texting.

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#35
Quote by Thrashtastic15
that shit keeps your hands warm has nothing to do with confidence everything to do with common semse


Gloves

Hands in pockets looks tacky.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#36
Quote by Rossenrot at #33814071
It's the people sitting on a machine and texting that kill me. Why do you even have your phone in the gym????

but waiting between sets is boooooooooring
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...