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#43
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Syh, Smh.


Presentation of his dishes is very elegant though, isn't it
#44
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Presentation of his dishes is very elegant though, isn't it


The lighting really brings out the anemic look of those potatoes.
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#45
Quote by SMH07
Presentation of his dishes is very elegant though, isn't it

It is.


Blode learn to cook I think you'll be fantastic at it.
#46
That's not cooking.


If that's cooking then I'm fucking Gordon Ramsay.
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#48
If you like what you're eating then disregard these haters, Blode.
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#49
Quote by chrismendiola
Yeah, exactly like RuneScape.



Yeah they had toaster ovens and frozen food in that game dude. Did you even get passed Falador?
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#51
I just read your posts and thats enough for me
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#53
Quote by The_Blode at #33821577
I could call on Axel and vintage to help me though


shut up and talk about food

huu on paella
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#54
Quote by The_Blode
I could call on Axel and vintage to help me though



You could, but that's assuming I would give a shit about something like that to even mean anything to me outside of your imagination.


But who knows, maybe you guys will gang up on me and I'll have to delete all my social media profiles in retaliation.


But yes, I agree. Food.
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#55
Quote by The_Blode
I can cook I cooked those from frozen

Nah like fresh fruits, veggies, meats, and a spice rack. Frozen stuff is convenient, but I guarantee that once you taste good food you'll either never go back to the easy stuff or you'll do it and hate everything
#56
Quote by K'Nuckles
Can we stop arguing and start talking about GOOD FOOD please

Fine. I saw a recipe for braised ox cheeks somewhere last week. Need to go to the butcher to see about getting some. Also need to find the recipe again.

Overnight marinade + 6 hours cooking time = pants jizzingly awesome.
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#57
Quote by The_Blode
^ working my way up to fresh...gone from canned > frozen > onto fresh eventually when I level up

Haha how do you level up?
#58
Quote by The_Blode
Getting better at preparing food and making it edible

But you can't do that without fresh food.
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#59
Blode try cooking some pasta and put some pasta sauce from a jar on top of it

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#60
and dont microwave it
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#61
Yeah boil the pasta in a pan

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#62
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Blode try cooking some pasta and put some pasta sauce from a jar on top of it



The easiest thing you could probably do that isn't frozen chicken fingers. No you don't microwave the sauce. If you are so inclined you can heat it up on a stove top in a pot.


Now for people that actually cook, anybody cook a live lobster before? That's totally an interesting experience.


these are ones I whipped up for a lobster bisque:




The carcasses flavoring up dat soup:

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#63
You drain the pasta and then pour the sauce in and keep warming it it's not rocket science Blode

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#64
Quote by The_Blode at #33821640
Yeah my boss said I should put some pasta in a pan boil a kettle put the water in and gently heat the pasta...that bit is quite easy...but then the sauce bit is confusing do you microwave the sauce then put it on top?

just put it in a pot and heat it up
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#65
Quote by The_Blode at #33821640
Yeah my boss said I should put some pasta in a pan boil a kettle put the water in and gently heat the pasta...that bit is quite easy...but then the sauce bit is confusing do you microwave the sauce then put it on top?


no, you don't microwave anything

you do the same in another pan without water

throw your microwave away
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#66
Quote by Trowzaa at #33821655

throw your microwave away

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#67
Quote by Trowzaa
no, you don't microwave anything

you do the same in another pan without water

throw your microwave away

Don't throw microwaves away.

What else can you generate plasma with in your home?
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#68
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Don't throw microwaves away.

What else can you generate plasma with in your home?



This
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#69
a fireplace produces plasma
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#71
Quote by The_Blode at #33821663
Thanks guys

But marc she been good to me...without her I'd be starving


take the fuse out of the plug then

just stop using it
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#74
Quote by K'Nuckles
Yessss mate



Yeah, I didn't really take many more pictures since bisque is kind of boring to look at but this is how it was looking right before serving it:




Not the best pic but it tasted
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#76
Quote by K'Nuckles
Some of what my mum just cooked for Chinese New Year




Duck with pak choi



Roast pork belly



Braised pork belly with shiitake mushrooms



Steamed turbot



King prawns with a sweet sauce *idk what it's called in English* and sesame seeds
Spunk?
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#77
That fucking duck. I want it right now.


Also braised pork belly
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#78
And you were gonna stay home...
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#79
terrible bokeh
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#80
I actually microwave veg because sometimes I don't have enough pans to boil my veg in

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