#1
I would buy a slaughterhouse. This slaughterhouse would be located in Macon Georgia. I would produce nothing but bacon. It would be called Kevin Bacon's Macon bacon.

Further, since I would have a slight pig like nose like he has, you know, with the vertical nostrils, I would have my picture on the package with computer enhanced imagery to exaggerate the pig nose.

I would have this computer enhanced headshot placed on the body of the pig. The packaging would be bright and eye-catching.
#3
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#4
another chit thread by yope

speaking of kevin bacon, any of you guys watch The Following?

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I would buy a slaughterhouse. This slaughterhouse would be located in Macon Georgia. I would produce nothing but bacon. It would be called Kevin Bacon's Macon bacon.

Further, since I would have a slight pig like nose like he has, you know, with the vertical nostrils, I would have my picture on the package with computer enhanced imagery to exaggerate the pig nose.

I would have this computer enhanced headshot placed on the body of the pig. The packaging would be bright and eye-catching.


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#11
if kevin bacon were rasta, it would be kevin bacon's jah macon bacon

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#12
Yope you fucking genius
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#13
There's another level in there because Macon is a homophone of makin' so Kevin Bacon's Macon Bacon and Kevin Bacon's Makin' Bacon.
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There's another level in there because Macon is a homophone of makin' so Kevin Bacon's Macon Bacon and Kevin Bacon's Makin' Bacon.

Imagine working at the place.

"Yeah I'm currently employed as a Kevin Bacon Macon Bacon Maker in the Kevin Bacon Macon Bacon factory down in Macon"