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#1
If she has nice feet?

I know kissing a hooker is a no go, but what about the feet?
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#3
Try it and see if the pimp kills you?
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#4
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Try it and see if the pimp kills you?


nah, they normally charge me extra for that
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#5
Not unless your last name is Tarantino.
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#6
Kissing hookers is fine if the grade is high enough bruv


Like you wouldn't kiss a street corner one, but a classy one you have to book and stuff is fine


It's like cheese, good cheese you'd serve on a nice cheeseboard to guests, but you wouldn't put a triangle of laughing cow or some cheesestring on there jahfeel
#7
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Kissing hookers is fine if the grade is high enough bruv


Like you wouldn't kiss a street corner one, but a classy one you have to book and stuff is fine


It's like cheese, good cheese you'd serve on a nice cheeseboard to guests, but you wouldn't put a triangle of laughing cow or some cheesestring on there jahfeel

Tell us how you know so much about hookers.
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#8
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Kissing hookers is fine if the grade is high enough bruv


Like you wouldn't kiss a street corner one, but a classy one you have to book and stuff is fine


It's like cheese, good cheese you'd serve on a nice cheeseboard to guests, but you wouldn't put a triangle of laughing cow or some cheesestring on there jahfeel


well, what i was thinking was to get a swab of the feet and apply it to a petri dish, then send it to a lab to get it tested, wait about a week and i'd be good to go .
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#10
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Because of first hand experience I've been collecting for like 4 years


collecting?

dead hookers or chopped off feet?

or both?
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#12
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What do you take me for? The Blode?


Inb4 he comes in for a visit and finds out you two have something in common.
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#13
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What do you take me for? The Blode?

Well, I've never seen the two of you in the same room, so...
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#16
sure, give those little guys smooches.
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#20
You are supposed to be sticking your dick in the hooker's vagina, not sticking her toes in your mouth
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#21
I sucked a strippers toes once while giving her a footrub, I was drunk as hell and had rammed over a gram of cocaine up my nose, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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#22
I think that's a question you ask her


also what kind of ladies are you paying for that you can't kiss??
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#24
kissing is too dirty but you can put yr d in the v?
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#25
Kissing is more personal and intimate to some people
maybe those some people explicitly don't want that experience
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#26
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kissing is too dirty but you can put yr d in the v?
kidding, but I think some hookers don't do it cause it's to "intimate"....
#27
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Kissing is more personal and intimate to some people
maybe those some people explicitly don't want that experience
yeah, this
#28
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I think that's a question you ask her


also what kind of ladies are you paying for that you can't kiss??


the kind that come up to your car at a red light late at night
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#29
Quote by eGraham
Kissing is more personal and intimate to some people
maybe those some people explicitly don't want that experience

I know, I just question why someone would pay to have sex with someone they wouldn't want to kiss


people do it all the time, I get it, it just makes my head implode. like I'd rather pay just to kiss someone if anything
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#30
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I know, I just question why someone would pay to have sex with someone they wouldn't want to kiss


people do it all the time, I get it, it just makes my head implode. like I'd rather pay just to kiss someone if anything
I ask why would someone take money for sex and do everything but call kissing off limits.
#31
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I ask why would someone take money for sex and do everything but call kissing off limits.

yes this too but I can understand this end of the deal a little more bc you may want the $$ but you don't want to have to pretend you like the guy
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#32
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yes this too but I can understand this end of the deal a little more bc you may want the $$ but you don't want to have to pretend you like the guy
that makes sense. kinda like the idea that you are actually paying the hooker so she will go away.
#33
Guy or girl*, don't impose blah blah etc.
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#35
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Guy or girl*, don't impose blah blah etc.

sometimes a beautiful mix

I'm just assuming that k.lanaid is hiring a lady sex worker bc he has declared himself as straight and a dude previously
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#36
Nope. No Blode posts. Guess I'll try again later.
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#37
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kidding, but I think some hookers don't do it cause it's to "intimate"....
Maybe some of them.

For a lot of them though it's for health reasons, exchange of bodily fluids etc
cold sores, hepatitis, meningococcal...etc

They usually also require you wear a condom for the same reason.

But not all of them, some offer "the girlfriend experience".

They are unlikely to catch anything from you by you sucking their toes so they won't mind. You most likely won't be the first person they've been with that has a foot fetish either so they most likely won't even blink at the suggestion.
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#38
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You are supposed to be sticking your dick in the hooker's vagina, not sticking her toes in your mouth

At that point, maybe she should be paying you.
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#39
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like I'd rather pay just to kiss someone if anything

yeah




#40
Quote by vintage x metal at #33826013
I know, I just question why someone would pay to have sex with someone they wouldn't want to kiss


people do it all the time, I get it, it just makes my head implode. like I'd rather pay just to kiss someone if anything

They've got those. I think they're either rooms where people pay to kiss a stranger or rooms where you kiss a professional.


I wonder what a professional kisser kisses like.
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