#1
wake up
turn the alarm off
sleep extra 30 minutes
wake up
delete alarms
contemplate whether or not i should be a proactive member of society today
decide yes
actually get out of bed
put socks on
turn the coffee pot on
turn the computer on
urinate
read dark incantations
brush teeth
get coffee cup ready
put coffee pot in front of fan to cool
read the bible (the whole thing)
mix coffee and cup and drink
watch GMM
get a shower
get dressed
walk out door
forget phone
go back inside to get phone
walk out door again
start truck up
start truck up
start truck up
start truck up
leave house to destination
#2
Get up
Do all that making myself clean business and get dressed
Prepare some lunch
Make breakfast
Eat breakfast
Maybe wash up whatever dishes I used, if not put dishes in sink
Put on coat
Go outside
Get on bike
Ride to work

Weekend is similar, except that I skip about half those steps.
#3
Wake up
Have a shower
Spend half an hour trying to get wife out of bed
Breakfast/Catch up on social media
Take a shit/Make posts on social media
Put clothes on
Get child ready to go out
Go to work
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#4
1. (0-60 mins) Wake up, snooze 2-3 times, turn alarm off
2. (10 mins) Morning exercises - basically just dynamic stretching & knee exercises
3. (30-60 mins) All bathroom activities go here unless not enough time to shower before going out, but that's very rare
4. (5-10 mins) Get dressed and tie hair up out of the way
5. (2-10 mins) Make tea and get something to eat - usually just a probiotic drink or banana if it's early but also sometimes eggs. Fill up water bottle.
6. (15-45 mins) Eat while watching news on TV or reading news on tablet, then check and reply to phone notifications
7. (2-45 mins) Do all makeup except lipstick, do hair, accessorize
8. (5 mins) Water plants and make bed
9. (???) If there is downtime, do dishes/study/read/candy crush
10. (1 min) Lipstick
11. (1 min) Check that I have everything I need in my bag (I usually get it ready the night before)
12. (2-5 mins) Put on socks, shoes, and outerwear
13. (1 min) Last-minute mirror check and weather check

This morning it took me 2 hours to get ready, but as you can see it varies.
cat
#5
On work days...

1. Wake up to digital radio alarm
2. Lay in bed for 5-10 minutes, occasionally checking phone/emails/facebook etc
3. Brush teeth
4. Shower
5. Get dressed
6. Walk out the door to get bus to work
7. At work, pour bowl of cereal and make cup of tea
8. Sit down at desk

From the moment I physically get out of bed, I'm usually out of the door in about 15 minutes.
#6
wake up
groan a bit
get out of bed
change into top half of work clothes
boil kettle
change into bottom half of work clothes
make hot orange drink and hot coffee
move these to my desk
make cereal
move cereal to desk
take cod liver oil tablet
drink drinks eat cereal
wash face, wet hair down
clean teeth
put lunch in bag
leave 4 work

gross @ people who eat breakfast after cleaning ur teeth

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#7
Quote by EndTheRapture51

gross @ people who eat breakfast after cleaning ur teeth


BRUSH UR TEETH B4 U EAT
cat
#8
I get up
make coffee & toast
eat said toast and drink coffee
shower
change
head to work
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#10
Quote by guitarxo
BRUSH UR TEETH B4 U EAT


why? you have dirty teeth and bad breath for the full day then and also your food tastes absolutely gross after brushing

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#11
Quote by EndTheRapture51
why? you have dirty teeth and bad breath for the full day then and also your food tastes absolutely gross after brushing

Most people eat in a way that doesn't leave their teeth covered in food, and the build up of bacteria is inevitable, no matter what you do first.

The second part is called rinsing

Also you're damaging your teeth more if you brush straight after eating
#12
Quote by EndTheRapture51
gross @ people who eat breakfast after cleaning ur teeth
if you do that all the gross jank in your mouth is getting washed down with your bfast food.

brush your teeth twice problem solved
#13
Quote by Will Lane
if you do that all the gross jank in your mouth is getting washed down with your bfast food.

brush your teeth twice problem solved


gross jank?

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#14
Quote by EndTheRapture51
why? you have dirty teeth and bad breath for the full day then and also your food tastes absolutely gross after brushing

1. lmao please I am obsessive about my teeth, you'd think that if eating after brushing actually made my mouth disgusting I would stop doing it.

2. It tastes funny (not absolutely gross) for like 2 seconds maybe. Are you brushing your teeth in the ******* so you can eat as soon as possible afterwards? If you drink water after brushing and then eat, or leave at least 5 minutes between brushing and eating, this really shouldn't be an issue.

3. With your reasoning, you should brush your teeth after every single snack or meal you have throughout the day, so in your eyes everyone's mouth is dirty and you are only delaying the inevitable.

4. I would like to preserve my enamel as much as possible.

5. Having remnants of breakfast in your mouth all day is not going to happen unless you don't drink much water.

To be clear, I don't care what you do with your teeth, but I absolutely take issue with you calling my teeth dirty and my breath bad. It is very rude.
cat
#15
lmfao calm down it wasn't a personal insult

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#16
Quote by EndTheRapture51
lmfao calm down it wasn't a personal insult

No, you insulted a large group of people which is even worse. Don't tell me to calm down about my teeth.
cat
#17
alrite mate

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#18
Get up, walk dog, feed dog, start coffee maker, take shower/brush teeth/dress, eat breakfast, pack lunch and coffee to go, then off to work.
#19
Wake up
Turn alarm off
Sit around for a few minutes until I can be arsed to get out of bed
Get dressed
Urinate
Have breakfast/make cup of tea
Clean teeth
Drink tea
Muck about doing whatever
Wonder what I'm doing with my life
I have nothing important to say
#21
some long ass routines in here.


wake up at 6,
turn fish tank lights on
morning cardio for 15-40 minutes
feed fish and dog
cook and eat breakfast
out the door by 730

allday everyday
#22
wake up at 5
despair
check emails
shower
dry off and dress bad foot
get dressed
lounge about
walk to lectures around 7 am
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#23
wake up
shower
get dressed
get shit together

force down food & medicine
chill w/ my mom
leave
#24
Quote by guitarxo
BRUSH UR TEETH B4 U EAT

looooooool

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#25
Turn off alarm
Piss
Feed cat
Eat cereal while watching sports highlights
Shit
Brush teeth
Wash face and hair
Drive to work
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#26
Wake up an hour before I leave for work
Drink coffee/eat/smoke
Fart around
Wash face/brush teeth/get dressed
Leave for work a half hour before start of shift
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#27
Wake up after snoozing alarm 2x
Go to bathroom
Shit
Put in contacts
Brush Teeth
Shower
Get Dressed (remote start car if cold)
Leave

All this occurs in a span of 20-30mins

Breakfast at work when I get there.
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