#1
Help me I have ants and I need to get rid of ants

pls halp
A poem.
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#2
The ants go marching one by one HOORAH!

HOORAH!
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#3
RIP Pasta

Stop leaving food out
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#4
Find where they're coming in from and put flour down, the flour absorbs / blocks their pheromone trails and so they'll stop coming in that way. It worked when we had an ant problem, you just need to then deal with the ones already inside
#5
And they're Australian ants so they must be like 6 pounds with a gallon of venom each.
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#6
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The ants go marching one by one HOORAH!

HOORAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3k8H_9SjoM

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RIP Pasta

Stop leaving food out

they're in the bathroom though, and I don'eat in there

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Find where they're coming in from and put flour down, the flour absorbs / blocks their pheromone trails and so they'll stop coming in that way. It worked when we had an ant problem, you just need to then deal with the ones already inside

This is brilliant and will be done when I get flour, until then it's squish squish with the foot.

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And they're Australian ants so they must be like 6 pounds with a gallon of venom each.

interestingly enough The only interesting Australian ant imo is the honeypot ant
there's like no actually seriously dangerous ones as far as I know
A poem.
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Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Feb 12, 2016,
#8
Remember that thread a few years ago when that guy was convinced someone was in his house, but was too chickenshit to go out of his room and check? good times.
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#10
How fucking huge are those things?
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#11
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Sounds like you need a pet



I fucking wish

that'd be awesome
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#12
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Find where they're coming in from and put flour down, the flour absorbs / blocks their pheromone trails and so they'll stop coming in that way. It worked when we had an ant problem, you just need to then deal with the ones already inside

Not flour.

Napalm.
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#13
find their nest
dump entire contents of ant powder on it
get 3 more containers of ant powder and dump that on every floor

*then put some music on and chill in a chair to observe the slow death struggle of the colony.
O.K.

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#14
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find their nest
dump entire contents of ant powder on it
get 3 more containers of ant powder and dump that on every floor

Alternatively:
find nest

place on top a couple of pounds of ferric oxide mixed with about 12 pounds of powdered aluminium

stick in a bunch of bits of magnesium ribbon to ignite the mixture

unleash the fury of Hephaestus
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#15
Grab a lighter and weaponize your farts.

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I have a friend that told us about how he once left a fapkin on his windowsill overnight while the window was open and he woke up the next day to find it swarming with ants.
#16
Put some sugar out in the sun.

Get a magnifying glass.

Sadism and profit.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
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Put some sugar out in the sun.

Get a magnifying glass.

Sadism and profit.

pour molten sugar on ants
in the name of fun
pour molten sugar on them
until it makes you cum
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#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33829538
Alternatively:
find nest

place on top a couple of pounds of ferric oxide mixed with about 12 pounds of powdered aluminium

stick in a bunch of bits of magnesium ribbon to ignite the mixture

unleash the fury of Hephaestus

I don't have access to thermite ingredients rn, would be cool though

Quote by JamSessionFreak at #33829540
Put some sugar out in the sun.

Get a magnifying glass.

Sadism and profit.

I laughed pretty loud when I read this

I'm starting with the flour and if that doesn't work, I will poison the fuckers
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Try to find where they're coming from.
I used to have ants in my *******, and they kept coming back no matter how much I sprayed them. They were getting in through a crack in the doorframe, so once I sealed that there were no more ants.

Edit: the censorship makes this sound much dirtier than intended.
#21
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YESSSS

omg I fucking love ants in my eye Johnson
#23
TS discovered an old Jumanji game in his attic and has now done fucked himself. We need more players!
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#28
molten aluminum and you get a nice artistic sculpture

those little square ant bait things worked great for me with all my ant problems except one time I had teensy ants even smaller than a piss-ant and they didn't go for it they would not enter the ant bait trap so I used borax which is cool. It's non-toxic to humans and kills fleas, roaches etc. just about anything with an exoskeleton.
Does not poison them it is not poison. It punctures their outer structure and they die.
#29
You mix water, cayenne pepper, peppermint oil and tea tree oil and spray the trails. This is safe for all pets and humans in your abode.
#30
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I don't have access to thermite ingredients rn, would be cool though


I laughed pretty loud when I read this

I'm starting with the flour and if that doesn't work, I will poison the fuckers

You can order them online tbh. Are amazon doing the same day drone deliveries where you are?
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#31
Pretty much all I ever do is follow them back to their nest, and when I find the nest, I'll boil the kettle and pour boiling water down there.

Problem solved

EDIT: But yeah, the flour thing works pretty decent as well.

You can also create an ant trap by placing a small dish of honey in the middle of a larger dish of water. They get attracted to the honey, and then drown while trying to cross the water to get to the honey.
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#32
if they're those tiny trail making ant, almost everyone around here gets 'em like once or twice a year. I just let 'em do their thing, get what they want, and they leave on their own after a while. sometimes I'll spray them with whatever or smash a few for the hell of it, but don't try to make them leave.
#33
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20+ posts in and not a single archer reference. confirmed for not being reddit.

#34
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Sounds like you need a pet



Looks like a fucking pimp.
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#35
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
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lots of flirting with the other key without confirming. JUST LIKE THEIR LOVE IN THE MOVIE OH DAMN.
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#36
When I moved into my house, there was a rug left in the backyard by someone else and it had sat there for a long time. When I lifted it up, there were tons of little orange and red ants, and I smelled a really strong citrus smell when I did it.

I researched, and apparently citronella ants are a thing. They smell like the insect-repellent citronella candles.

I killed them all.
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#38
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Remember that thread a few years ago when that guy was convinced someone was in his house, but was too chickenshit to go out of his room and check? good times.


Of course, the mike.h murder case.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=823122&page=1&pp=40
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/themurdercase/

I miss old UG It definitely feels like we're on an upswing though, there's a lot more activity recently.
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#39
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Fuck sake Evan is nothing sacred

Life is fleeting, kill things while you can*


*this is not good advice, please do not follow it
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~