weird stuff you do okay maybe not really weird just stuff that is not common.

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i'll give an example by starting

i pat the swirly root area of my head a few times whenever is see a bald(ing) person. to help keep the roots pushed in ya know.

i do something really random if i want to remember something. so if i need to remember that i locked the door i'll shout "tomatoes" or something, for example.

along that line, if i need to remember to do something i'll remind my self once. hopefully my brain does not file the thought away so it keeps reminding me rather than me thinking it multiple times and filing the thought away.

i put a thin layer of chapstick on my hands to keep them from cracking.

if i want to make a really funny comment on facebook but without the social repercussions i'll just make the post, screen cap it, take it down, then share it with a select few people.

when in the bathroom, i'll take a bit of tp or paper towels and place small layer in the front or back or both sections of my underwear. keeps you dry, especially useful if you're doing labor. or if your butt got stunky and you need some help there.

your turn go!
Last edited by Will Lane at Feb 13, 2016,
#2
I mix my instant coffee with the milk in the cup before putting the boiling water in

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#4
i wipe my dickhole after taking a piss




#5
Quote by Ichikurosaki
thats not normal?


Most people put the coffee in, then the water, then add milk?

I do milk, coffee then water.

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#7
10/10 thread title, would confuse myself with it again
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#8
I sit down to pee to avoid splash.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33832280
I mix my instant coffee with the milk in the cup before putting the boiling water in


you're a monster

my mum does it too and it annoys me every time
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa
you're a monster

my mum does it too and it annoys me every time


It makes it taste so much better!

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#12
Quote by EndTheRapture51 at #33832293
Most people put the coffee in, then the water, then add milk?

I do milk, coffee then water.

really? wow no wonder so many people think instant coffee is complete shit, they're making it wrong
shit tastes dirty if the milk hasnt fused with the coffee prior to getting boiled the fuck up
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i wipe my dickhole after taking a piss

thats not normal?


im learning so much today keep it coming
#14
I crush up regular potato chips and put them in between 2 peices of bread....potato chip sammich
#15
I put soy sauce on my spaghetti bolognaise.
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#17
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I put soy sauce on my spaghetti bolognaise.

wtf lol




#19
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wtf lol

try it sometime.....it'll change your world.
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And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
#20
Quote by korinaflyingv
I used to eat a lot of paper. And thread. Whatever vaguely edible stuff was at hand. Still do it sometimes. Oral fixation I guess.


I do that with proper coffee.

I used to eat paper and thread as well. Not anymore though.
#21
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I put soy sauce on my spaghetti bolognaise.

Sometimes I put a little sweet soy sauce through the mince if I'm making the sauce
#23
Quote by EndTheRapture51
I mix my instant coffee with the milk in the cup before putting the boiling water in
Quote by Trowzaa
you're a monster


Aye, for drinking instant coffee
#25
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I sit down to pee to avoid splash.


fellow civilized man
#28
I play the accordion
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#30
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I crush doritos and put them on my hot dogs.


I crush hot dogs and put them in my doritos

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#31
I avoid stepping on cracks when I walk.

I just do it for fun. I don't have to.

When I'm a passenger I imagine someone jumping on every object next to the road. He can't touch the road so he has to jump between everything.
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#32
sometimes i find myself

in a beautiful house

with a beautiful wife

and i ask myself

how did i get here?
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#33
I listen to Fox News on the radio for entertainment.
Im fascinated with hacky political commentary.

And there Is no other kind of political commentary
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Feb 13, 2016,
#34
Quote by MinterMan22
i wipe my dickhole after taking a piss

I recently discovered a squeeze n tug to be much more effective than shaking.

I need to have volume levels on the TV set in sets of 5 or 10.

I eat cold pizza for breakfast when there's some left over.

I flush after each wipe (2 max) to prevent clogging.

I only park a car in a space when there's at least one open on each side, so I usually end up parking really far away from an entrance and I don't mind at all. People are so damn lazy.

I sleep on my stomach, most of the time with both of my arms folded under my chest.
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#35
Quote by K33nbl4d3 at #33832562
sometimes i find myself

in a beautiful house

with a beautiful wife

and i ask myself

how did i get here?

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
let the water hold me down
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
water flowing underground
INTO THE BLUE AGAIN
after the money's gone
ONCE IN A LIFETIME
water flowing underground.
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#36
Quote by jakesmellspoo


I sleep on my stomach, most of the time with both of my arms folded under my chest.


That's called reverse vampire.

And cold pizza for breakfast is pretty normal.
The ESPN morning show used to be called Cold Pizza.
#38
Quote by soundgarden1986 at #33832401
I eat the tails of shrimp best part tbh

I did this when younger until someone told me you're not supposed to

They're not bad
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#39
Quote by jakesmellspoo
I recently discovered a squeeze n tug to be much more effective than shaking.

nah i've tried everything

wiping is the only technique that works for me and even then it still leaks a little afterwards D':




#40
Quote by jakesmellspoo


I need to have volume levels on the TV set in sets of 5 or 10.


I do that with the volume on any computer. I always used to have the TV volume on even numbers only but I stopped doing that recently for some reason.

Eating cold pizza is also pretty normal. But to expand on that, I find cold chicken nicer than hot chicken.
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