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#1
"Everything will be alright if you hold on, it's a struggle everyday gotta roll on"

"It funny when it rains it pours they got money for wars but can't feed the poor"

"We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion"

"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground."


Go phaggots
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



Last edited by k.lainad at Feb 14, 2016,
#2
whats it like to be a marble?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
Quote by whywefight
way to choose the most nonsensical Tool lyric lol

but 'If God takes life, he's an Indian giver' from Modest Mouse - Bukowski has to be my favorite


This lines always makes me laugh

"Beg like a hooker all night long
Tempted the devil with my song
And got what i wanted all along"

10000 - Jambi
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
Quote by k.lainad at #33832845
This lines always makes me laugh

"Beg like a hooker all night long
Tempted the devil with my song
And got what i wanted all along"

10000 - Jambi

I'd say the best of Tool lyrically is probably Schism. The whole song is pretty brilliant lyrically, especially in how it progresses from one end of the song to the other.

'Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion' is probably the best line imo, especially with the delivery and how it fits into the song
#8
Quote by whywefight
I'd say the best of Tool lyrically is probably Schism. The whole song is pretty brilliant lyrically, especially in how it progresses from one end of the song to the other.

'Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion' is probably the best line imo, especially with the delivery and how it fits into the song


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#9
Quote by whywefight
I'd say the best of Tool lyrically is probably Schism. The whole song is pretty brilliant lyrically, especially in how it progresses from one end of the song to the other.

'Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion' is probably the best line imo, especially with the delivery and how it fits into the song

I agree with you, but I also have to disagree.
For me, equally good Tool lyrics would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYc9xvqnv0
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#10
Quote by whywefight
'Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion' is probably the best line


is it tho
#12
DIS-RES-PECT YOUR SUR-ROUND-INGS

dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu dudududududududu dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu
dudu


*ting*
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#13
"If what they say is 'nothing lasts forever' what makes love the exception?"

Andre3000
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#17
This thread has too much Tool*
I'm outta here

(I tried, I really tried to like Tool but I just can't, it has nothing to do with MJK being a massive cock either)
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
yeah



"dont fuck up"
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#19
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLdOlzIRCdk

this is actually the GOAT kyuss song

I've got the demons in me
I've got to brush them all away
I feel the demons rage
I must clean them all away,
yeah, yeah
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#22
I'll show you some exquisite lyrics from a masterpiece, that could only come from the magestic Spanish language:

Faltan 5 pei pa comprar ese vi pa tomar con lo pi en la plaza
Faltan 5 pei pa comprar ese vi pa tomar con lo pi en la plaza
Le digo guacha, esta noche sacate la bombacha
Nena yo quiero ver cómo te agachas


Brings a tear to my eye ...
#23
Now if you're hungry for some bologna
And you got some buns that you wanna show me
Open up wide you can eat
This Oscar Meyer that's really boney
I want to get down into your juju bees
And I think I'm gonna flick em'
You tities are smelin like chocolate chip
Ice-cream n' I think I wanna lick em.
I got some hot beef for that rump roast
But you gotta say please
I'll dig into that thigh everytime but
But hold the cottage cheese
And for dessert we can do the works
I'll put my whip cream in your pie hole
And don't flinch when you feel a pinch on
That pretty little taco
Cuz I've tried to pry
A bearded clam that would not budge
So I went around the corner to keep on trying
And I got a little fudge

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#25
Now I lay here owing my life to a stranger
And I realize that empty words are not enough
I'm left here with the question of just
What have I to show except the promises I never kept?
I lie here shaking on this bed, under the weight of my regrets

My God, it's full of stars!
#26
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky but why can't it be mine?

I step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no-one notices the contrast of white on white

If dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky but why can't it be mine?

This is the only correct way to post those lyrics

followed by this
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
Enablers - Career-Minded Individual
She must be thinking that even in his lowest,
most drunken and dark moments
why he never finds the real pain in his chest (the creeping)
that only now finds him
leaning against the door jamb
at 5:13 AM, wondering what the hell he’s
going to do with his hands.

Or Radiohead - Videotape
This is my way of saying goodbye
Because I can't do it face to face
So I'm talking to you before it's too late
No matter what happens now
I shouldn't be afraid
Because I know today has been
The most perfect day I've ever seen

Joanna Newsom
And then the slow lip of fire moves across the prairie with precision,
while, somewhere, with your pliers and glue, you make your first incision.
And in a moment of almost-unbearable vision,
doubled over with the hunger of lions,
Hold me close, cooed the dove,
who was stuffed, now, with sawdust and diamonds.
(sorry for so many I can't choose )
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Feb 14, 2016,
#29
Quote by bob dylan - idiot wind
You hurt the ones that I love best
And cover up the truth with lies.
One day you'll be in the ditch,
Flies buzzin' round your eyes,
Blood on your saddle.


Quote by american football - stay home

so emotional


Quote by camel walk - steakhammer

We used to eat a steak for two,
Now I'm hammering a steak for one.
I've been eating so much steak, baby,
Trying to accept that you are gone.

https://soundcloud.com/mr-tumnus/camel-walk-steakhammer-demo
#30
***

look at the bloodclart backoff
have you ever seen a man step back in amazement
and take his bloodcart hat off

***
#32
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#33
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez at #33833096
What is GOAT?

greatest of all time
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#35
Quote by Banjocal at #33833097
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

worst fallout game

except tactics
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
Quote by Pastafarian96
worst fallout game

except tactics
correct but don't you mean BOS?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#38
"I must look like a dork"

"I know my job, fuck you"
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#39
Echoes by Pink Floyd has some of my fave lyrics


Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant tide
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine

And no one showed us to the land
And no one knows the wheres or whys
But something stirs and something tries
And starts to climb towards the light

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand the best I can
And no one calls us to move on
And no one forces down our eyes
No one speaks
And no one tries
No one flies around the sun

Cloudless every day you fall upon my waking eyes
Inviting and inciting me to rise
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning

And no one sings me lullabies
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky.
#40
oh i'm on tonight
you know my hips don't lie
and i'm starting to feel it's right
all the attraction
the tension
don't you see baby this is perfection


also


i'll wreck any girl
check any girl i expect any girl
rarely reject any girl
sex any girl
i just select any girl
black girl white girl mixed race girl
big bum big tits pretty face girl
mauritius asian chinese girl
keep it dl i kiss but don't tell
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
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