#2
Goats are actually pretty cool animals. Had a miniature goat when I was a kid. That little sucker followed me around like a dog and enjoyed playing. Fun little guy.
#3
I had goats for many years
They are spectacular animals
A poem.
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#4
I don't know why I thought this would be anything other than a cute animal video

can't say I'm disappointed
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#5
I too owned a goat. I called him Maximus.
Bought it in high school for my agriculture class.
Entered it in the stock show and rodeo junior league and got 4th place out of 8th out of 16 contestants.

Couldn't keep it because state laws and whatever else so I sold it in an auction for $700.
I miss the little guy.
I'll never forget the way he straight up started humping this other girl's goat.
She was pretty hot tbh.
The girl, not the goat.
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#6
goats are cute

this one is not
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#7
the goat itself isn't cute, but what it's doing is cute
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#11
Goats are awesome.

My mom bought a horse a while back and she keeps it at her friends place. When I came over to see it, I just played with their pet goat the whole time.
#12
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goats are cute

this one is not


Are you nuts? That goat is freaking adorable!
#14
Goat doesn't know how to take 'no' for an answer
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#15
I love the stupid noises it makes
Goats are funny
I have nothing important to say
#16
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Goat doesn't know how to take 'no' for an answer

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#goatsgoingtheirownway
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#17
One time a goat stole a wooden snail figurine I had just bought literally 5 minutes before meeting said goat.


fuck goats
#18
i feel like this can be a metaphor for my sex life :0




#19
tbh most of my interactions feel like this

sometimes I am the goat. sometimes I am the pup.
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#20
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tbh most of my interactions feel like this

sometimes I am the goat. sometimes I am the pup.

sometimes

i am bearsh




#21
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One time a goat stole a wooden snail figurine I had just bought literally 5 minutes before meeting said goat.


fuck goats

Oh no!

I'd like to meet that snail.
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