#3
I got you a Valentine's date.

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
happy axelday bbe
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33833743
I got you a Valentine's date.


there's no girls in the fandom
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#8
HB!

Some scenery for you to enjoy your pasta

https://youtu.be/zaUNFenM4K8
Glad to cross paths with you on this adventure called life
Quote by Jet Penguin
lots of flirting with the other key without confirming. JUST LIKE THEIR LOVE IN THE MOVIE OH DAMN.
Quote by Hail
you're acting like you have perfect pitch or something
#9
that difference is that pasta's actually yiffed

hbd bby

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#13
I wake up and this is what I find
I hate you all

jk, this is the best start to a birthday I've had in years
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
Quote by UltimateGuizar at #33833731
I made you some pasta


If only I could get to it

Quote by ErikLensherr at #33833743
I got you a Valentine's date.


boobs are passable

Quote by Trowzaa at #33833745
happy axelday bbe

don't know if you're referring to me or the fox but yay!

Quote by WCPhils at #33833746
there's no girls in the fandom

cannot confirm

Quote by NeoMvsEu at #33833802
HB!

Some scenery for you to enjoy your pasta

https://youtu.be/zaUNFenM4K8

thank you J

Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at #33833805
that difference is that pasta's actually yiffed

hbd bby

lol

Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33833819
Happy birthday.

I got you a video of how to make yourself a rave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-grEVExbA4

"this is the be-yest!"

Quote by Ippon at #33833917
I got you gluten-free bread!


I have no dietary use for gluten free bread and all, but I could totally use this as a get laid tool for the girl in my class.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
Quote by Pastafarian96

I have no dietary use for gluten free bread and all, but I could totally use this as a get laid tool for the girl in my class.

Won't the bread get soggy if you ram it up her chuff?

Better to use your dick, I'd have thought.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33834048
Won't the bread get soggy if you ram it up her chuff?

Better to use your dick, I'd have thought.

get laid, not while laid
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Quote by Pastafarian96
get laid, not while laid

It only takes bread?

I've been doing this dating thing all wrong.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
Quote by PaulyVengeance at #33834059
Oh yeah, thanks for noticing the copypasta I got you.

No really, you're welcome.


Dick.

Quote by PaulyVengeance at #33833736
I got you some copypasta.

Totally didn't see this thought I was scrolling and it skipped to the top for some reason and I looked at guizar's post again
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
Totally didn't see this thought I was scrolling and it skipped to the top for some reason and I looked at guizar's post again



You're getting a drop bear for your next birthday
#23
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33834069
It only takes bread?

I've been doing this dating thing all wrong.

if she's a health nut it can be a powerful catalyst

Quote by Jon777 at #33834072
hbd



Quote by Jon777 at #33834072
i got confused by the axels in this forum, so i got you this:


...
it's so weird
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Quote by Bladez22 at #33834158
wait, is it actually pasta's bday?

happy birthday mate

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
happy bday pasta you were always one of my favs

you still are

youre cool i hope you have a nice day
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#30
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Won't the bread get soggy if you ram it up her chuff?

Better to use your dick, I'd have thought.

No the yeast will help it rise though.

Also happy day of birth.
#32
Quote by K33nbl4d3 at #33834230
happy bday pasta you were always one of my favs

you still are

youre cool i hope you have a nice day

Thanks keen, I always liked you too
definitely one of the best users I'm not added with

Quote by DardySon at #33835095
No the yeast will help it rise though.

Also happy day of birth.

lol


Quote by ultimate-slash at #33835107
A late happy birthday!

As a present I'll buy you a second cider if I ever get to buy you a first cider

fuck yeah!
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
Happy birthday dude.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.