#1
Stephen Larson a retired dentist originally from Indianapolis Indiana residing Columbus Ohio patented the pop up trimmer for the electric razor in 1947.

He practiced dentistry in the Chicago area from 1909 until the fall of 1931 when he moved to Rice Canyon Utah, there he practiced dentistry until retiring in the year of 1939.

He sold the patent to the Healy razor company located in Eastern Washington state for $13,000. The Healy razor company went bankrupt in 1954, three years after acquiring the patent.

I got a go
#2
On this day in 1990, Voyager 1 takes this photograph of the Earth:

Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#3
Quote by slapsymcdougal
On this day in 1990, Voyager 1 takes this photograph of the Earth:



Bit early for existentialism today, aren't we slapsy? y u make me fall bad
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#4
On this day, the 15th of February (because timezones) in Australian history I was born
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
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Bit early for existentialism today, aren't we slapsy? y u make me fall bad

Gravity made you fall, I merely altered the position of your center of mass.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#6
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Gravity made you fall, I merely altered the position of your center of mass.


Oh shiet, I've been had. ;_;
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#7
Quote by Pastafarian96
On this day, the 15th of February (because timezones) in Australian history I was born

happy birthday

Can I use this occasion to pretend I'm a greeting card writer?

*Outside of card*(Thomas Kinkade type picture of cabin with pine trees)

birthday wishes to an old friend

*Open up card, written with exquisite handwriting like with a quill*

Although we have known each other for so long my fondness for you was there since the first day we met.
The heart does not keep time, it only knows love.
I hope you die.
#8
Quote by yope
happy birthday

Can I use this occasion to pretend I'm a greeting card writer?

*Outside of card*(Thomas Kinkade type picture of cabin with pine trees)

birthday wishes to an old friend

*Open up card, written with exquisite handwriting like with a quill*

Although we have known each other for so long my fondness for you was there since the first day we met.
The heart does not keep time, it only knows love.
I hope you die.
#10
Making sure lazy people could still shave their beards. Stephen Larson, American hero.
#14
Quote by yope at #33834325
happy birthday

Can I use this occasion to pretend I'm a greeting card writer?

*Outside of card*(Thomas Kinkade type picture of cabin with pine trees)

birthday wishes to an old friend

*Open up card, written with exquisite handwriting like with a quill*

Although we have known each other for so long my fondness for you was there since the first day we met.
The heart does not keep time, it only knows love.
I hope you die.



If this was an actual birthday card it would be by far the greatest birthday card I had ever seen.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#15
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If this was an actual birthday card it would be by far the greatest birthday card I had ever seen.


I'm glad I could make your birthday a little brighter.

The best birthday card ever I ever got had a weird looking old couple at a smorgasbord. The man said"I would love some smoked ham"

underneath was a caption, bill had to make a sexual joke about everything

you had to see it I guess.
#16
Thanks Yope. That was interesting.

Also on this day in 1992 Weezer had their first practice.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#17
On yesterday in 2014 I'm pretty sure my son was conceived.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#18
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Thanks Yope. That was interesting.

Also on this day in 1992 Weezer had their first practice.


this day in weeztory
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~