#1
When I was in the 5th grade I thought rubber band powered airplanes were a lot of fun. So I took them to school and played with them . It caught on. Pretty soon there was a crowd of guys after school every day as a flock of rubber band powered airplanes filled sky.

I had started a fad .

They were for sale in all the neighborhood grocery stores of course but nobody showed too much interest in them , till they saw me with one .


The phrase stupid fucking bastard is very catchy. I used it once here and now I see it's starting to catch on. It's like the rubber band powered airplanes.
Last edited by yope at Feb 14, 2016,
#2
you're a brilliant fucking bastard.

i once discovered i could make fart noises with my hands and most other people couldn't figure out how to do it.

those that could later claimed they'd taught me.

but i was the grand-master from the beginning.
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#3
Quote by jakesmellspoo
you're a brilliant fucking bastard.

i once discovered i could make fart noises with my hands and most other people couldn't figure out how to do it.

those that could later claimed they'd taught me.

but i was the grand-master from the beginning.


Then he died alone.
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#4
Quote by jakesmellspoo
you're a brilliant fucking bastard.

i once discovered i could make fart noises with my hands and most other people couldn't figure out how to do it.

those that could later claimed they'd taught me.

but i was the grand-master from the beginning.


You know the rubber band powered fart machine, 2 rubber bands, a washer, and a coat hanger ? If not YouTube it I'm sure it's there.

I used to play with them at school too but they never caught on.
#5
oh, i also have a tendency to incite other coworkers to openly mock our terrible management.

i'm full of leadership qualities.

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my grandfather taught me how to make those i think. also the kazoo thing with waxed paper and a comb.
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Last edited by jakesmellspoo at Feb 14, 2016,
#6
"stupid fucking bastard" is a really good phrase actually

i really do like it
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#7
you are a visionary yope


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#8
Quote by yope
as a flock of rubber band powered airplanes filled sky.

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#10
I gave myself a fvcked up haircut as a joke one time. suddenly guys at school started showing up with the same cut. I just laughed to myself.
#11
Jane, you ignorant slut... Dan, you stupid bucking bastard
#13
Quote by yope
When I was in the 5th grade I thought rubber band powered airplanes were a lot of fun. So I took them to school and played with them . It caught on. Pretty soon there was a crowd of guys after school every day as a flock of rubber band powered airplanes filled sky.

I had started a fad .

They were for sale in all the neighborhood grocery stores of course but nobody showed too much interest in them , till they saw me with one .


The phrase stupid fucking bastard is very catchy. I used it once here and now I see it's starting to catch on. It's like the rubber band powered airplanes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJXKVOxqkWM
#14
In my head, when I hear the phrase 'stupid fucking bastard', I hear it in John Cleese's voice.
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#16
yope

you are like a garage sale, there's a lot of stuff you really don't care about, but deep in there, there's some things that are just masterful and superb, you stupid fucking bastard
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yope

you are like a garage sale, there's a lot of stuff you really don't care about, but deep in there, there's some things that are just masterful and superb, you stupid fucking bastard

#18
I got a cold the other day and went over to some friends house.
The next day I went back and everyone else had a cold too.
Stupid fucking bastards.