Do you think anyone wipes their butt with toilet paper in the defense position?

#6
theyre squares

its always the same way
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#8
they're squares in the first world

for the first wipe or two I'll grab two squares and naturally fold in my hand around my fingers
then just the one square
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
But... Are you sure they're not rectangles?
Could it be a question of neatly folding the paper by the pre-cut line thing versus wrapping it around your hand with reckless abandon, thus making it look square?
#10
excuse me, I fold with utmost precision
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
they're squares... you can test it for yourself. go get a piece and fold it in half, corner to corner. If it makes a triangle then its a square
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
Quote by Bladez22
they're squares... you can test it for yourself. go get a piece and fold it in half, corner to corner. If it makes a triangle then its a square

Mine is slightly rectangular
#14
There's a guy from Portugal in my class, I'll ask him if his toilet paper is rectangles as well. Maybe its a weird Portuguese thing
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#15
Only a ridiculously inefficient pleb would wipe using the defense position
I have nothing important to say