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#1


Seriously. They have no regard for second hand smuck inhalation. One time while I was running in Chicago on a cold April morning, some guy tried to sell me a half eaten jar of grape jelly; I ran so fast I had an asthma attack. If I hadn't had my inhaler on me I would've been taken away in an ambulance and that guy would've been arrested for assault.

Discuss.
#2
The other week I discovered that jam and jelly weren't the same thing.

That was an exciting week.
ggg1 ggg3

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#3
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The other week I discovered that jam and jelly weren't the same thing.

That was an exciting week.

Well duh jam comes from fruits and stuff and jelly comes from jellyfish
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#4
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Well duh jam comes from fruits and stuff and jelly comes from jellyfish


fuk those dirty plebs that eat their jellyfish juice with peanut butter
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#8
this has to be the most controversial thread the pit has ever seen
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#12
I've never tried any other Smuckers, but I absolutely love the PP&J one, so I'm going to disregard your opinion as dumb youth and move along.
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#17
i haven't had jam/jelly (fuck you and your distinctions, i don't know the difference and don't want to) in a long time, so idr if i liked smuckers or not

it's probably pretty alright
#20
Quote by JustRooster at #33841915



Uncrustables, hit me the fuck up.



i wouldn't even feed these things to a starving African child, and i'd be doing them a favor tbh
#21
Quote by soundgarden1986 at #33841943
i dont remember what brand of jam i buy but i do know that strawberry is better than grape always and forever


fuck off bro, grape 4 evr
#22
This thread is full of rich kids, apparently.


#PublicSchoolLunches
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#25
Quote by JustRooster
This thread is full of rich kids, apparently.


#PublicSchoolLunches
You didn't have to like it.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#26
ive never had raspberry jam but raspberry ginger ale is probs my favourite soda

canada dry has a green tea ginger ale too that is also quite nice

Quote by institutions at #33841956
fuck off bro, grape 4 evr


strawberry is used in making the sinners sandwich bro do u even deadly premonition

honestly the sandwich itself IS really damn good. my cereal of choice for it is apple cinnamon chex you should try it
#28
Quote by JustRooster at #33841957
This thread is full of rich kids, apparently.


#PublicSchoolLunches


i ate public school lunches but we had to pay for them and they were like pizza and fries and shit

there were little PB&J sandwich things but they were free and for the poor kids

Quote by soundgarden1986 at #33841965
strawberry is used in making the sinners sandwich bro do u even deadly premonition

honestly the sandwich itself IS really damn good. my cereal of choice for it is apple cinnamon chex you should try it


no, i don't, because my PC won't let me ;_;

apple cinnamon chex is good, but most of the time i'm boring and just eat honey nut cheerios
Last edited by institutions at Feb 18, 2016,
#29
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You didn't have to like it.



I kinda did.


Quote by institutions

there were little PB&J sandwich things but they were free and for the poor kids



For this reason.
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#30
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I kinda did.
You always have a choice Rooster.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#31
I kinda didn't. You should read that last post again.
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#32
Quote by institutions at #33841969
i ate public school lunches but we had to pay for them and they were like pizza and fries and shit

there were little PB&J sandwich things but they were free and for the poor kids


no, i don't, because my PC won't let me ;_;

apple cinnamon chex is good, but most of the time i'm boring and just eat honey nut cheerios


o fuck well idk if you saw it from a lets play or anything but its turkey, cereal, and strawberry jam

i thnk its good but i will eat pretty much anything so theres that
#33
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I kinda didn't. You should read that last post again.
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#35
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You always have a choice Rooster.


sartre motherfucker get outta here
#36
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You ALWAYS have a choice ChickenMan.


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#38
Quote by institutions at #33841990
yeah i remember that scene in the diner now

do you actually eat that because wtf



yeah man like the cinnamon chex gives a nice crunch to the sandwich and provides a nice contrast to the sweetness of the jam+turkey

slap that shit on some whole wheat bread and bam there u have it best sandwich ever
#40
where can i find this raspberry ginger ale


raspberry is my fave fruit and ginger ale is my fave soda so this seems like a win
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