#1
When I turn the volume on my computer speakers really low, they pick up a Christian radio station, but I can never quite tell what they are talking about other than Jesus.


What is he trying to tell me???
#2
My amp sometimes picks up on police radio signals and it gets really really loud and I jump to turn it off.

If there's a message to take away from this, its that there's bad things happening around me that I am doing nothing about.
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#4
your computer speakers pick up signals? lol

my guitar amp picks up all kinds of weird shit, probably aliens too.

i wouldnt worry about it, because jesus and the Easter bunny are dead.
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#5
I feel like you guys need better shit if you're getting so much interference.
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#6
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I feel like you guys need better shit if you're getting so much interference.



it doesn't interfere at all when I listen to anything at normal volumes, for some reason just when I turn it to almost zero


and yeah my guitar amp has picked up police radio before, too. weird
#7
I thought I was hearing voices the first time my headphones picked up a faint radio station
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#12
Genuinely read this thread title as 'Jesus is trying to sell me something'

I was like ayyyy, sneaky omnipotent salesman bitch
#13
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My amp sometimes picks up on police radio signals and it gets really really loud and I jump to turn it off.

If there's a message to take away from this, its that there's bad things happening around me that I am doing nothing about.

I always have this nightmare, but I don't do anything about it but scream like a little bitch.


my old amp used to pick us radio stations if I touched the cable to my finger. Was weird.
#17
UPDATE: Jesus is now sending me traditional Mexican mariachi music. He clearly wants me to get in touch with my Mexican heritage.


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