#1
One of my older cats just tried fucking two kittens. The first is under a month old and the second under three. I didn't know how to react when he first tried it cuz he bit the little one really hard so I sorta slapped him across the face real quick. The second one thought he was playing.

Why do living things endure the misery of daily life? Is the ennui of cat life not enough? Why won't Werner Herzog return my emails?
#2
your cats a nonce m8
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#3
Did your cat also google age of consent after fucking two kittens?
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#4
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Why do living things endure the misery of daily life?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#5
so fuck off ali's cat
youre going down for being a twat
youre a paedophile
youre a paedophile
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
you need to get your cat socializing with some cats his own age. sexual frustration is a dangerous thing.
#7
The void takes us all eventually
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#8
Have you been letting your cat watch anime.
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#9
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Did your cat also google age of consent after fucking two kittens?

He just turned towards me and said, very sternly, "If there's grass in the field, play ball."
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you need to get your cat socializing with some cats his own age. sexual frustration is a dangerous thing.

Dude's been fucking other cats non-stop. These are actually his kittens, although this is the first time I've ever seen him interact with them. I think he thinks socialization is just sex.
#12
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He just turned towards me and said, very sternly, "If there's grass in the field, play ball."

Dude's been fucking other cats non-stop. These are actually his kittens, although this is the first time I've ever seen him interact with them. I think he thinks socialization is just sex.

oh. in that case, you have to kill him. it's the only way.
#13
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#17
dawwwww

guitarxo is gonna have a fling with this

pics?
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#18
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There are girls in the fandom

still funny
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...