Poll: Would you bop the poodle
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yes
33 67%
no
16 33%
Voters: 49.
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#1


Would YOU do it? If so, what would you do with that sort of money?

And by step we mean with as much force as you can muster, repeatedly, until the little thing looks like a pile of chili.
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Last edited by behind_you at Feb 23, 2016,
#3
I'd ask if it would be a proportionate reward. I might step on its tail for like 1% of that much.
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#5
For 18 billion I could use it to help prevent such cruelty happening again

oh, moral choices

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#7
I'd happily bite it's head off while it's alive for like 0.05% of that


so yes.

What a stupid question
#8
Of course not

Make it a human, and you got yerself a deal
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#9
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33850291
I'd ask if it would be a proportionate reward. I might step on its tail for like 1% of that much.
No no no, none of that stuff bucko. You either fully commit to turning the mutt into ground beef, or you go home.
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#10
yes

that much money > the life of a stupid puppy
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#11
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No no no, none of that stuff bucko. You either commit fully to turning the mutt into ground beef, or you go home.

Hey, I'm not a frozen food company.

I can't turn dog into beef.
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#13
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yes

that much money > the life of a stupid puppy


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#14
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33850311
Hey, I'm not a frozen food company.

I can't turn dog into beef.
With that sort of money, you can.

Hell you can probably, somehow, bring that dog back to life with 18 billion dollars.
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#15
In fact I'd probably have a good go at eating it live for 0.5 - 0.75% of that money

EDIT: I hope my maths is on point
#16
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With that sort of money, you can.

Hell you can probably, somehow, bring that dog back to life with 18 billion dollars.

Can clone the fucker for like $100,000 apparently.

Also buy new shoes that won't have dog bits in.
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#17
Don't forget the amount of money you'd need to dedicate to personal security.

There are some crazy dog lovers out there.
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#18
Do I have to step on it though? Like, can't I just use my car? I could really use that money.

Also, is there anyone else witness to it? I'd also like to not be arrested or accused of cruelty if possible. If yes, then forget it.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 23, 2016,
#19
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Don't forget the amount of money you'd need to dedicate to personal security.

There are some crazy dog lovers out there.

I'd have to do it on TV?
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#20
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I'd have to do it on TV?
No but you'd need witnesses, and nobody can keep a secret.

Plus you never know in this age of smartphonery. Hell, someone could be recording you right now.

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Do I have to step on it though? Like, can't I just use my car? I could really use that money.

Also, is there anyone else witness to it? I'd also like to not be arrested or accused of cruelty if possible. If yes, then forget it.
No, gotta turn him into mashed dogtatoes with only your feet. Shoes optional.

And see above.
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Last edited by behind_you at Feb 23, 2016,
#21
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No but you'd need witnesses, and nobody can keep a secret.

Plus you never know in this age of smartphonery. Hell, someone could be recording you right now.

I could always have the witnesses killed after they'd signed the documents and the money was transferred. And then have the killers killed. And then have the killers of the killers killed. And I'd then re-hire them to kill some killers that I'd hire to kill the rehired killers.
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#22
Follow up question: Does the witness know I'm getting $18 billion for it?
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#23
lol yeah

kill a puppy eat a burger whats the difference
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#24
I have a hard time selling out my morals for obscene amounts of money, but I could live wealthily for the rest of my life on that one action. So, yes.
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#25
I'd even blend it up afterwards, make a pate and have it on moldy toast.
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#26
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I have a hard time selling out my morals for obscene amounts of money, but I could live wealthily for the rest of my life on that one action. So, yes.



You and everybody you know could be wealthy for the rest of your lives on that kind of money.
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#27
also, I'd build a moon base, obviously.
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#28
yes


i'd feel bad about it, but you could help a lot of other puppies with that money


or buy a spaceship
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#29
My plan now is to just murder one of you people that would go through with this and take your money.
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#31
i like how passionate he is about this topic
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#32
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Follow up question: Does the witness know I'm getting $18 billion for it?
I'm still undecided until I get an answer to this.

If yes, then I probably should. And I wouldn't nor shouldn't have to justify doing it.
If no, then naw.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#33
Are you asking me to step on it or to murder it? If it's the latter, never. I'd step on it for the $18 billion, cuz that's like, a lot of money.
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#34
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Why is chain smoking Adam Driver so hyped about this?
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#36
I couldn't do it
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