there is a guy in the music store rn like playing guitar and he is kinda smelly

#1
like taco-bean-grease-sweat- smelly. like he just stood in a mist bath of el paso taco mix and beans.

and he's not even mexican.

he comes in the store sometimes and he is generally always pretty rough. i think he has issues with his friends ditching him or leaving without a ride.

what do i do.

i mean it's not like he is mean or anything but the smell is pretty rough. would be a bad turn off for other customers.
Last edited by Will Lane at Feb 26, 2016,
#2
Is he any good?
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#3


spray him
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
arby: not really, he is just playing bits and pieces of classic and hard rock songs.
blade: when he does leave i am going to spray some smell-good.
Last edited by Will Lane at Feb 26, 2016,
#5
If he isnt disturbing anybody just leave him alone.
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#6
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If he isnt disturbing anybody just leave him alone.

he is a solid 15 feet from me and i can smell him.

i think i'll give him my church's card and also directions to the car wash.

also i wonder how bad the line is at taco bell rn.
Last edited by Will Lane at Feb 26, 2016,
#7
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he is a solid 15 feet from me and i can smell him.

i think i'll give him my church's card and also directions to the car wash.

also i wonder how bad the line is at taco bell rn.


Why would you give him your churches card?


The car wash thing is a bit much lol
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h4t3: because jesus loves us all, even at our smelliest.

m00n: no maybe he just had hit up taco bell like i am about to do.


Are you one those annoying kids that hang around after school and try to hand out "hip" bibles to people? Like the dumb ones that have students on the cover and back?
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Give him some Lynx.

Or set a lynx on him.
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Or set a lynx on him.


Give him a lynx.
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h4t3: because jesus loves us all, even at our smelliest.

m00n: no maybe he just had hit up taco bell like i am about to do.


If jesus loves us all, why did he make that guy smelly, seems like a cuntish thing to do.
#16
i think you should mind your own business, will '

and stop saying i smell like tacos.

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#17
go talk to him. he's probably very lonely. its the proper christian thing to do
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#18
God, there was this kid that went to my high school for a while that smelled so fucking bad it was almost impressive. I could just be walking through the halls and knew that he was in the area because his stench would linger. I felt bad for anyone that actually had classes with him.

Personal hygiene is encouraged for a reason.
#19
he is still here btw.

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If jesus loves us all, why did he make that guy smelly, seems like a cuntish thing to do.
hmm. what a stumper.

also he left a while ago just kidding. i gave him the church's card with service times on the back. i went to taco bell after but the line was dumbly long so i went to cookout again.
#20
There's a guy that fucking stinks at uni, he looks normal enough, but the closer you get to him the more you want to die

i'm not talking a little bo, its full on death stench
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Drink your wine
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There's a guy that fucking stinks at uni, he looks normal enough, but the closer you get to him the more you want to die

i'm not talking a little bo, its full on death stench

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#22
A group of people at the student center where I work like to sit around and play Magic the gathering. I always wanted to learn about it and how to play that but that group of people smell like raging asshole and sweat, so I just stick with my lilac-smelling friends.
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