#1
watching this shit on netflix

damn they got old
that kimmy gibbler chick looks the same

kinda glad they brought the show back

i can pretty much binge watch the old full house, but this one im taking in one episode at a time. It's not as funny.
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#2
One reviewer compared it to a porn parody without the sexual content.
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#3
I like when they mention Michelle's not there and everyone looks at the screen like ;|
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#4
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One reviewer compared it to a porn parody without the sexual content.




yeah with all that plastic surgery everyone got
srs every woman in this looks like they got botox injections

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I like when they mention Michelle's not there and everyone looks at the screen like ;|


i wonder where the Olsen twins are now..

probably addicted some shit like every other "once a child star"

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#5
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i wonder where the Olsen twins are now..

probably addicted some shit like every other "once a child star"



Nope, they've done really well and made serious bank.
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#6
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Nope, they've done really well and made serious bank.


didn't say they weren't successful lol

i remember watching a ton of B grade preteen movies/shows with them starring in the early 2000's. Sure they made millions by then.

i think mary kate is the one who snorted a ton of cocaine and was battling anorexia/depression

pretty sad, money doesn't save you from everything
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Last edited by k.lainad at Feb 26, 2016,
#8
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didn't say they weren't successful lol

i remember watching a ton of B grade preteen movies/shows with them starring in the early 2000's. Sure they made millions by then.

i think mary kate is the one who snorted a ton of cocaine and was battling anorexia/depression

pretty sad, money doesn't save you from everything


Nah, they're designers or some shit now, won a bunch of awards etc.

Money can't keep you clean, you have to do that yourself.
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#9
They're also actually the same person named Marikate Nashley-Olsen.
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#10
should have gotten the other sister to play her for the lolz


she's way more of a qt anyway
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#11
Also Becky is still fit.
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#12
Lori Laughlin has always been GOAT MILF
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#13
It's like the TV equivalent of that Nickelback song Photograph.

Look at these Tanner photographs,
Every time I do it makes me yack.
Why did we dress like that back then,
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

This is where I grew up,
I have no life so I moved back in.
But how could I ever actually afford,
A house like that with my income?

This is where I went to school,
My Uncle Jesse also went there, too.
Criminal record says I broke in twice,
And they were both in the same night.

We put the principal's car on the roof,
But then we realized that we goofed.
We forgot to put the top up,
So we went back and got caught.

Kimmy's the first girl I kissed,
When I went through my lesbian phase.
That was a really bad experience,
And I didn't leave my room for days.

Oh mylanta,

Every memory of looking out the front door,
I found the photo of the sister I was looking for.
We didn't invite her back though.
Fuck that cunt.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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#14
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Rule 34 in action.

I do love the description of it somebody wrote if you Google it.

"Full Holes Is The Full House Porn Parody No One Asked For"

"WoodRocket, the geniuses behind such porn classics as “The Humper Games,” “Fap to the Future,” and “Strokemon,” has collaborated with PornHub to create an exclusive porn parody of Full House. You’re… welcome?

WoodRocket is deeply, deeply invested in not trying that hard to be clever, and so has titled the parody Full Holes. But wait, it gets worse: The characters are named BJ, Fucky Donaldson, Handy Tanner, Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Blowey, Muffchelle (I mean, come on), and Stuffme."
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#16
Oh man its like 7 people who are all "I really really really don't want to do this shit but I need the money"
#17
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They're also actually the same person named Marikate Nashley-Olsen.


this was really funny
#18
Quote by snipelfritz at #33855133
One reviewer compared it to a porn parody without the sexual content.

caught a few minutes of it earlier while my sister was watching it, and this is just spot on

it's sooooooo awkward
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
i heard my mom watching it earlier but tbh i never even liked the original full house so why would i waste my time watching this garbage
it'd be like watching that disney channel "girl meets world" shit but probably even worse
#20
Willow Smith stars in the Fresh Princess of Bel-Air
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#21
Rule 34 in action.

I do love the description of it somebody wrote if you Google it.

"Full Holes Is The Full House Porn Parody No One Asked For"

"WoodRocket, the geniuses behind such porn classics as “The Humper Games,” “Fap to the Future,” and “Strokemon,” has collaborated with PornHub to create an exclusive porn parody of Full House. You’re… welcome?

WoodRocket is deeply, deeply invested in not trying that hard to be clever, and so has titled the parody Full Holes. But wait, it gets worse: The characters are named BJ, Fucky Donaldson, Handy Tanner, Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Blowey, Muffchelle (I mean, come on), and Stuffme."


kimmy gobbler

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#23
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kimmy gobbler


Didn't they call her that she bunch of times in the show anyway?
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#24
Rule 34 in action.

I do love the description of it somebody wrote if you Google it.

"Full Holes Is The Full House Porn Parody No One Asked For"

"WoodRocket, the geniuses behind such porn classics as “The Humper Games,” “Fap to the Future,” and “Strokemon,” has collaborated with PornHub to create an exclusive porn parody of Full House. You’re… welcome?

WoodRocket is deeply, deeply invested in not trying that hard to be clever, and so has titled the parody Full Holes. But wait, it gets worse: The characters are named BJ, Fucky Donaldson, Handy Tanner, Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Blowey, Muffchelle (I mean, come on), and Stuffme."


If only the actors name was Bob Faget
#27
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The original Full House wasn't even that good though


This is truthful.
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#29
Rule 34 in action.

I do love the description of it somebody wrote if you Google it.

"Full Holes Is The Full House Porn Parody No One Asked For"

"WoodRocket, the geniuses behind such porn classics as “The Humper Games,” “Fap to the Future,” and “Strokemon,” has collaborated with PornHub to create an exclusive porn parody of Full House. You’re… welcome?

WoodRocket is deeply, deeply invested in not trying that hard to be clever, and so has titled the parody Full Holes. But wait, it gets worse: The characters are named BJ, Fucky Donaldson, Handy Tanner, Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Blowey, Muffchelle (I mean, come on), and Stuffme."

I tried looking up their porn videos. They look the exact same as other porn videos.
#31
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Watching the first episode right now. What a horrible show.


yeah i barely made it through the first episode

not watching that shit again
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#32
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The original Full House wasn't even that good though


The original Full House was shit. It amazed me that garbage was on TV for the better part of a decade.

On a side note I heckled the crap out of Dave Coulier at the Comedy and Magic Club when I lived in LA. That guy was terrible.
#34
Full house wasn't much worse than most TV shows.
Easily just as good as that Urkel one.
Or perfect strangers
Or growing pains
Or who's the Boss
Etc etc

Traditional network TV shows have always been shit.
Except for The Office, that show was fantastic
#35
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did he tell you to cut it out


Nope

To be 100% honest I'll admit part of the reason for heckling him (although he sucked and wasn't funny at all) was to embarrass my date. Used to love making her blush!
#36
i feel an odd mix of things when i watch this show

its really bad
full house was bad
but i feel like a kid watching nick at nite
but its still a bad show
but the writing is so fucking 90s its ridiculous and beautiful (which goes with the nostalgia part)
but it still sucks
but i cant hate it as much as id like to hate it

also stephanie amirite
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#37
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i feel an odd mix of things when i watch this show

its really bad
full house was bad
but the writing is so fucking 90s its ridiculous and beautiful (which goes with the nostalgia part)

also stephanie amirite


yup

the only reason i watched the old full house was for the nostalgia aspect

takes me back to good ol' days
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#38
Ok two renditions of this show that both take place in San Francisco.
Yet no gay people or asians to be seen.
#39
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Stephanie Tanner got some serious boobs now.


Fuller Blouse?
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#40
I loved Full House as a kid!

Seeing this shit though feels like getting my balls tickled by smeagol, I was not able to handle it