Poll: pineapple
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y
41 80%
n
10 20%
Voters: 51.
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#1


pineapple
y/n




#7
Quote by JackSaints
I hate pineapple

Yeah. I went there.

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#9
obviously yes

I got mad frozen pineapple up in my spot rn for smoothies

when my friend first started hanging out w me, she brought me the juiciest sweetest pineapple and we have been very close ever since
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#12
Quote by GuitarGod_92
My favorite fruit

Plus it makes semen taste good


Not that I'll ever be in a position to personally verify this, but this proposition has always seemed dubious at best to me.
My God, it's full of stars!
#14
Quote by Dreadnought
Not that I'll ever be in a position to personally verify this, but this proposition has always seemed dubious at best to me.

I've personally verified it tho and it's actually tru
#15
What's the turnaround time on that, like a day or a few hours or smth

edit: this also came up in an episode of Justified I saw recently
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#17
Quote by Dreadnought
What's the turnaround time on that, like a day or a few hours or smth

edit: this also came up in an episode of Justified I saw recently

I think it's like a couple of days or something I don't pretend to know the science

Quote by soundgarden1986
i really like mango habenero hot sauce thats about the only reason

i didnt know the pit had a thing for them tho

Mango salsa is GOAT so I guess I understand


But yeah mango is the official fruit of the Pit I remember like everyone ranking them as best fruit in that one smoothie thread from awhile ago
#19
I love the taste of pineapple but not that it makes my mouth itchy

I miss eating good mango </3
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#21
Quote by WCPhils at #33857699
it's no plum




plums are amazing and extremely underrated


i love pineapple but often the ones we get here are too sour.
#22
my parents went to hawaii and just came back with some pineapples

i like them but they make my tongue all buzzy and weird
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#23
never was a huge fan of pineapple for my daily fruits potassium of choice

i'm more of banana kinda guy
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#24
Quote by vintage x metal
obviously yes

I got mad frozen pineapple up in my spot rn for smoothies

when my friend first started hanging out w me, she brought me the juiciest sweetest pineapple and we have been very close ever since

You pineapple whore! ;p

Pineapple is great.
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#30
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33857852
I think you people might just be slightly allergic to pineapple



i think i've actually heard of this happening to people before.
#31
I like it, but it makes my mouth hurt after awhile.

Plus, if you eat enough of it, it makes your spunk kinda taste like pineapple.......or so I hear
#34
Quote by K'Nuckles
Right I googled it, pineapple juice contains sommat called bromelain which digests protein. So yeah uh

yeah man pineapples are like the only food that will eat you as you eat it theyre metal as fuck
#35
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school
>Introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole
>Let's call him Shitgut
>Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure out where his locker is

>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen.
>Mark down where he lives, GTFO

>Find out he plays Hockey, Figures out where ice rink is, and what time he has practice
>Spends 6 months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times

>Proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>Get off school on a day earlier than he does
>Bike to his house, Leave the pineapple by the door
>His parents aren't home for hours, seen by nobody
>he tells people about pineapple next day, nobody cares
>two weeks later, sneak pineapple at the ice rink, in men's dressing room
>he tells people and they think he's making it up
>Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, have it ready when opportunity strikes
>hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>his motorbike is unwatced, leave a pineapple
>he doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore

>figure out where they keeps his home spare key
>skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes

>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and Dodge that shit
>Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address
>he doesn't show up to school everyday anymore

>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
>Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for 2 fucking years
>School year ends, Finish school
>Go to college like a boss

>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store
>It's Shitgut
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
#36
Quote by WCPhils
it's no plum

Plums are so gross. I thought it was gonna taste like a grape, or a berry, yenno, something purple flavored... but no. It was sour and bitter and yellowish orange. What a scam!

Nothing beats throwing some pineapple, mango, banana and some berries into the blender, with some vanilla icecream. Its amazing.
#38
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Plums are so gross. I thought it was gonna taste like a grape, or a berry, yenno, something purple flavored... but no. It was sour and bitter and yellowish orange. What a scam!

Nothing beats throwing some pineapple, mango, banana and some berries into the blender, with some vanilla icecream. Its amazing.

why would you ruin quality pineapple+mangoes by mixing them with nasty berries though




#39
Quote by roger at #33858015
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school
>Introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole
>Let's call him Shitgut
>Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure out where his locker is

>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen.
>Mark down where he lives, GTFO

>Find out he plays Hockey, Figures out where ice rink is, and what time he has practice
>Spends 6 months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times

>Proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>Get off school on a day earlier than he does
>Bike to his house, Leave the pineapple by the door
>His parents aren't home for hours, seen by nobody
>he tells people about pineapple next day, nobody cares
>two weeks later, sneak pineapple at the ice rink, in men's dressing room
>he tells people and they think he's making it up
>Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, have it ready when opportunity strikes
>hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>his motorbike is unwatced, leave a pineapple
>he doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore

>figure out where they keeps his home spare key
>skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes

>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and Dodge that shit
>Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address
>he doesn't show up to school everyday anymore

>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
>Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for 2 fucking years
>School year ends, Finish school
>Go to college like a boss

>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store
>It's Shitgut
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf

Kept waiting for you to

>skate away on your heelys
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#40
Quote by MinterMan22
why would you ruin quality pineapple+mangoes by mixing them with nasty berries though

Because i like berries. blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, raspberries, mixed with banana mango and pinepaple... it tastes amazing bro.
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