Poll: pineapple
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y
41 80%
n
10 20%
Voters: 51.
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#1


pineapple
y/n




#7
Quote by JackSaints
I hate pineapple

Yeah. I went there.

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#9
obviously yes

I got mad frozen pineapple up in my spot rn for smoothies

when my friend first started hanging out w me, she brought me the juiciest sweetest pineapple and we have been very close ever since
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#12
Quote by GuitarGod_92
My favorite fruit

Plus it makes semen taste good


Not that I'll ever be in a position to personally verify this, but this proposition has always seemed dubious at best to me.
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#14
Quote by Dreadnought
Not that I'll ever be in a position to personally verify this, but this proposition has always seemed dubious at best to me.

I've personally verified it tho and it's actually tru
#15
What's the turnaround time on that, like a day or a few hours or smth

edit: this also came up in an episode of Justified I saw recently
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#16
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33857687
I don get the pits obsession with mangoes


i really like mango habenero hot sauce thats about the only reason

i didnt know the pit had a thing for them tho
#17
Quote by Dreadnought
What's the turnaround time on that, like a day or a few hours or smth

edit: this also came up in an episode of Justified I saw recently

I think it's like a couple of days or something I don't pretend to know the science

Quote by soundgarden1986
i really like mango habenero hot sauce thats about the only reason

i didnt know the pit had a thing for them tho

Mango salsa is GOAT so I guess I understand


But yeah mango is the official fruit of the Pit I remember like everyone ranking them as best fruit in that one smoothie thread from awhile ago
#19
I love the taste of pineapple but not that it makes my mouth itchy

I miss eating good mango </3
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#21
Quote by WCPhils at #33857699
it's no plum




plums are amazing and extremely underrated


i love pineapple but often the ones we get here are too sour.
#22
my parents went to hawaii and just came back with some pineapples

i like them but they make my tongue all buzzy and weird
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#23
never was a huge fan of pineapple for my daily fruits potassium of choice

i'm more of banana kinda guy
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#24
Quote by vintage x metal
obviously yes

I got mad frozen pineapple up in my spot rn for smoothies

when my friend first started hanging out w me, she brought me the juiciest sweetest pineapple and we have been very close ever since

You pineapple whore! ;p

Pineapple is great.
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#30
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33857852
I think you people might just be slightly allergic to pineapple



i think i've actually heard of this happening to people before.
#31
I like it, but it makes my mouth hurt after awhile.

Plus, if you eat enough of it, it makes your spunk kinda taste like pineapple.......or so I hear
#35
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school
>Introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole
>Let's call him Shitgut
>Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure out where his locker is

>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen.
>Mark down where he lives, GTFO

>Find out he plays Hockey, Figures out where ice rink is, and what time he has practice
>Spends 6 months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times

>Proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>Get off school on a day earlier than he does
>Bike to his house, Leave the pineapple by the door
>His parents aren't home for hours, seen by nobody
>he tells people about pineapple next day, nobody cares
>two weeks later, sneak pineapple at the ice rink, in men's dressing room
>he tells people and they think he's making it up
>Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, have it ready when opportunity strikes
>hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>his motorbike is unwatced, leave a pineapple
>he doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore

>figure out where they keeps his home spare key
>skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes

>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and Dodge that shit
>Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address
>he doesn't show up to school everyday anymore

>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
>Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for 2 fucking years
>School year ends, Finish school
>Go to college like a boss

>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store
>It's Shitgut
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
#36
Quote by WCPhils
it's no plum

Plums are so gross. I thought it was gonna taste like a grape, or a berry, yenno, something purple flavored... but no. It was sour and bitter and yellowish orange. What a scam!

Nothing beats throwing some pineapple, mango, banana and some berries into the blender, with some vanilla icecream. Its amazing.
#38
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Plums are so gross. I thought it was gonna taste like a grape, or a berry, yenno, something purple flavored... but no. It was sour and bitter and yellowish orange. What a scam!

Nothing beats throwing some pineapple, mango, banana and some berries into the blender, with some vanilla icecream. Its amazing.

why would you ruin quality pineapple+mangoes by mixing them with nasty berries though




#39
Quote by roger at #33858015
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school
>Introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole
>Let's call him Shitgut
>Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure out where his locker is

>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen.
>Mark down where he lives, GTFO

>Find out he plays Hockey, Figures out where ice rink is, and what time he has practice
>Spends 6 months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times

>Proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>Get off school on a day earlier than he does
>Bike to his house, Leave the pineapple by the door
>His parents aren't home for hours, seen by nobody
>he tells people about pineapple next day, nobody cares
>two weeks later, sneak pineapple at the ice rink, in men's dressing room
>he tells people and they think he's making it up
>Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, have it ready when opportunity strikes
>hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>his motorbike is unwatced, leave a pineapple
>he doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore

>figure out where they keeps his home spare key
>skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes

>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and Dodge that shit
>Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address
>he doesn't show up to school everyday anymore

>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now
>Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for 2 fucking years
>School year ends, Finish school
>Go to college like a boss

>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store
>It's Shitgut
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf

Kept waiting for you to

>skate away on your heelys
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#40
Quote by MinterMan22
why would you ruin quality pineapple+mangoes by mixing them with nasty berries though

Because i like berries. blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, raspberries, mixed with banana mango and pinepaple... it tastes amazing bro.
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