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#1
And his name is k.lainad

Now, I know what you might be thinking.

"No shit, Sherlock"

But no. Shitposting is not trolling. Shitposting is an art, and shitposting artisans like k.lainad were respected by me. Until now.

Here's what I know: k.lainad is a phony, and a fraud. There's plenty of evidence suggesting that Mr k.lainad is a con man and a fake. His shitposts are not true shitposts, but unoriginal, derivative, and soggy copypastas STOLEN from other forums. I have gathered some evidence to prove this:







Called out:



LOOK WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:




Believe me, there is more of this crap. The vast majority of his threads were directly copypasted from reddit and other forums.

So there we have it. k.lainad is quite literally a spambot.

What do we do about this?
ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Mar 4, 2016,
#2
I don't know who that other guy is in #4

but I hate him
My God, it's full of stars!
#4
Quote by behind_you
What do we do about this?

We move on with our lives giving just as few shits about his posts as we did previously?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33865467
We move on with our lives giving just as few shits about his posts as we did previously?
No, I demand justice.

You are not a shitposter. You do not know how much such an act saddens me.
ggg1 ggg3

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#6
lol i thought you guys already knew i copy and paste shit from misc and reddit?

i do
nothing to hide here

i never claimed anything to my own original thought

thanks for making a thread about me
feels kinda great that someone took that much time out of their day to make a well researched thread about my shit posts
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
Case closed, go back to your threads kids
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Quote by k.lainad at #33865476
lol i thought you guys already knew i copy and paste shit from misc and reddit?

i do
nothing to hide here

i never claimed anything to my own original thought

thanks for making a thread about me
feels kinda great that someone took that much time out of their day to make a well researched thread about my shit posts
There's irony in your speech, Mr k.lainad. If you're playing that game, then why did you delete your latest thread after being called out? Huh? Yeah, that's right. You did it in a COLD SWEAT, after being FOUND OUT for the FRAUD you are.

I got you cornered sonny, come out with your hands up.
ggg1 ggg3

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#10
Quote by behind_you
There's irony in your speech, Mr k.lainad. If you're playing that game, then why did you delete your latest thread after being called out? Huh? Yeah, that's right. You did it in a COLD SWEAT, after being FOUND OUT for the FRAUD you are.

I got you cornered sonny, come out with your hands up.


you got me, mate

i wanted to have a nice discussion about something deep that i read on reddit, but you ruined the magic by being a dick, so i deleted it
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#11
Quote by k.lainad
something deep that i read on reddit

Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one


I want a lawyer
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#13
Quote by Dreadnought
Imagine being this wrapped up in the internet

You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL
#14
Quote by GuitarGod_92
You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL


in a casually aloof way, like a lone drifter visiting a dive bar consecutively

I am original and unimitatable

(I am significant screamed the speck of dust)
My God, it's full of stars!
#15
Quote by Dreadnought
in a casually aloof way, like a lone drifter visiting a dive bar consecutively

I am original and unimitatable

(I am significant screamed the speck of dust)


nah your defs a loser sorry buddy
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by Dreadnought at #33865490
Imagine being this wrapped up in the internet
It is serious business.

Quote by k.lainad at #33865491
you got me, mate

i wanted to have a nice discussion about something deep that i read on reddit, but you ruined the magic by being a dick, so i deleted it
Now you say this, Mr. k.lainad, but where in your post did you indicate that this was not YOUR original thought? It surely is a simple thing to do, but methinks that simply having this "discussion" was not your original intention. You wanted to fool your peers into thinking that you were able to attain the level of wisdom required to type up that passage! Yes, that is it! But as much as you struggled to put pen to paper, all the hours of effort you spent were for naught. You weren't able to create anything as judicious.

So you lied.

You are now nothing to me, Mr k.lainad.
ggg1 ggg3

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#19
behind_you stops pacing, finally turns to the jury, leans into the box and says, "So there we have it. k.lainad is quite literally a spambot."
#20
no surprises klainad's shite comes from shite
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#21
Quit now while you're ahead, Ostrich. You don't want to be labeled a snitch.

I should know, I've been there...

And never came back.

Some say I still roam these forums. Casually browsing through these threads. Heck, some say they've even see me post in them. But are they real? Nobody knows...
#22
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33865497
You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL


savage
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia at #33865542
Quit now while you're ahead, Ostrich. You don't want to be labeled a snitch.

I should know, I've been there...

And never came back.

Some say I still roam these forums. Casually browsing through these threads. Heck, some say they've even see me post in them. But are they real? Nobody knows...
No way, man. NO WAY, MAN. I must do this, for you, for myself, and for all aspiring shitposters out there. I will not stand for this injustice.
ggg1 ggg3

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#25
Quote by GuitarGod_92
You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL


brutal

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#27
You know what this reminds me of?

That one UG chick who was discovered to be a fraud. Everyone here thought she was some cute blonde chick from Cali, but she turned out to be some nerdy black chick from the midwest US or some shit?
Skip the username, call me Billy
#28
Quote by behind_you
No way, man. NO WAY, MAN. I must do this, for you, for myself, and for all aspiring shitposters out there. I will not stand for this injustice.


I'm right there with ya, bud.

I mean, for fuck's sake, why the hell can't he post with sporadic originality? I thought we were special to him? This is fuckin' ridiculous.


Edit- ^Was is that one bass playin' chick? ^
Last edited by Dimarzio45 at Mar 4, 2016,
#29
Quote by Dimarzio45
Edit- ^Was is that one bass playin' chick? ^

Nah, that was Fassa......no way anyone mistook her for being hot
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
Quote by Will Lane at #33865568
we actually care about OC in the pit? ha
Yes, I have standards.

Quote by Dimarzio45 at #33865576
I'm right there with ya, bud.

I mean, for fuck's sake, why the hell can't he post with sporadic originality? I thought we were special to him? This is fuckin' ridiculous.
Thank you for being on the side of righteousness. Complacency will destroy this sacred pit. We must ACT OUT when we can.
ggg1 ggg3

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#31
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33865497
You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL



fucking rekt
#33
Quote by K'Nuckles
Crikey, imagine if Blode and Fassa had been around at the same time. I dread to think the things that would have been.

That would have been quite amazing to watch actually....
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#34
Quote by K'Nuckles
Crikey, imagine if Blode and Fassa had been around at the same time. I dread to think the things that would have been.


The ultimate Neil Peart vs Jim Root debate.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#35
Quote by GuitarGod_92
You've been posting in an off topic section of a guitar forum for 14 years LOL


vicious

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#36
Quote by aerosmithfan95
The ultimate Neil Peart vs Jim Root debate.

Maybe we could have them up and they could have created spawns.....just imagine
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#38
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Maybe we could have them up and they could have created spawns.....just imagine


Yeah, they'd probably not know what to do. You know, putting drum sticks into acoustic guitars and making mutated instruments and all. The horror.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#39
Still waiting for Blode to come back....he's been unbanned now apparently.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Still waiting for Blode to come back....he's been unbanned now apparently.


Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
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