#2
I don't remember the exact words, but it was something about wanting to eat in a couple of hours.
#3
I can't really remember......it was something about MeGaDeth2314 getting strangled to death by someone wearing skinny jeans....I think it was EndTheRapture.

I'm pretty sure this is accurate. So, dial 9-1 and wait for this to be confirmed.
#4
"you are very good with your hands"

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#6
I got a blank one once
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#7
something about getting a real job
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#8
One time when I was a kid my parents took me to this restaurant I didn't like and refused to eat anything but eventually they talked me into it so I ordered something and after I ate I opened the fortune cookie and it told me something along the lines of being undecisive.
#9
Also one time my mom gave up sweets for lent and forgot and ate something sweet and opened the fortune cookie afterwards which read "It is sweet".
#15
"You will soon go on a pleasant and successful trip"

I was, in fact, eating acid that night.
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#16
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I can't really remember......it was something about MeGaDeth2314 getting strangled to death by someone wearing skinny jeans....I think it was EndTheRapture.

I'm pretty sure this is accurate. So, dial 9-1 and wait for this to be confirmed.



Hmmm.....I can believe this. There are worse ways to go, at least I'd be laughing at the irony of being strangled to death by a skinny punk who is weaker than me.
#17
Here's one I just got: "Hardly anyone knows how much is gained by ignoring the future."

What the hell? Even if that wasn't total nonsense, it would still be total nonsense.
#18
We don't get these in the UK and if this thread is anything to go by that is a crying shame.
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